Chris Russo on Kate Mara, poodles, John Mara's PJs
Now that Plaxico Burress officially is done until after Super Bowl XLIII, how about one more Plax-related post after all.
It's a partial transcript, courtesy of Sirius XM, of Chris Russo's vintage John Mara rant while discussing Mr. Burress' problems on "Mad Dog Unleashed" this afternoon.
Enjoy:
“I’ll say one thing about the Giants. And the Giants are a classy organization but let’s be fair here. John Mara has more nieces and more nephews and little kids running around Westchester County. Trust me. I know. There’s hundreds of them. If he knew that one of his nieces, including the great Kate Mara, the actress, if he knew that one of his nieces or nephews or, God forbid, his own children was in an establishment late on a Thanksgiving weekend night when one of the patrons was drinking with a loaded pistol in his pocket, John Mara would have gotten out of bed with his pajamas on, hopped into his SUV with sleep on his face, with a cup of coffee and would have himself escorted the nephews, the nieces, the sons, the daughters, his poodle, to get them out of the bar. Guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed…”
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Excellent point by Chris Russo!!!
Mad Dog hurtling towards his "Jimmy The Greek" moment.
Neil Best will be in the basement cheering!
'Guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed.'
Fact of the matter is Chris Russo,
If John Mara received a late night phone tattling on Kate or any of the other little Mara progeny and climbed out from between the silk sheets adorning his custom built Bragada Mattress, threw on his clothes, woke up his driver warmed up the Escalade, and headed down the Henry Hudson to the West Side Highway, the night club would have been closed and everyone involved would be somewhere else.
More likely John Mara would have clicked number 2 on his speed dial and reached any number of highly placed police officers in Midtown North or South and sent one of NY's finest to drag the miscreant out of the bar.
Get a clue Chris Russo.
Too bad Plaxico didn't have a daddy like John Mara, eh?