Texas Stadium urinals are for sale . . . toilets, too!
Just about everything from Shea Stadium was or is for sale, but not the urinals and toilets, which the city plans to use for other purposes in other facilities.
The Cowboys have a different approach for the Texas Stadium fixtures.
Classy! Here is the toilet offering, billed "The Throne of Champions." (The Cowboys last won a playoff game in 1996, so these apparently are not of recent vintage.)
I keep trying to think of clever but publishable jokes about this, but I'm going to open it up to you, the people. The winner gets double WatchDog kudos. Keep it, um . . . clean?
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This is strange. Now I'm starting to follow your lead by posting pictures that some male readers would appreciate, while you are now posting a picture of a urinal, something I've been doing for at least a year.
So they're selling the old urinals from Texas Stadium. If the Yankees decided to do this, they'd have to sell the sinks in the men's rooms, too.
"...which the city plans to use for other purposes in other facilities". My first thought was -- which other facilities?
But then a more frightening thought came to mind: What other purposes? A toilet served admirably as a bomb in "Lethal Weapon 2", but I doubt the new White House administration would be want these Improvised Explosive Devices for military use.
I just pray that this doesn't somehow become Queens' attempt to create "Monument Park - Flushing".
Barry from Brooklyn has got gold medal potential there....
From what I hear two time zones away, The Cowboys have enhanced the value of these urinals by including a complimentary souvenir sign to go along with every purchase. A sign that says:
"Dallas Cowboys.....The Future....is in Your Hands"
I would need some kind of written guarantee that a urinal used by Pacman Jones or Duane Thomas could pass a pee test before I accepted delivery.
Whoops.....I posted the last comment twice...on two different bog entries???
Hmmm... these blogs get so confusing.