When I saw the subhead on this story in the New York Post this morning about how Mariah Carey had "Tied Knot With Toy Cannon," I swear, my first thought was this:
Um, isn't Ms. Carey a little young for Jim Wynn?!
It's been a long week. Stick with me on the old-time baseball nicknames, young readers.
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So THAT's why the Astros retired his number.
Thanks for reading, CN. I hope to file my Sunday column by 5 p.m.
No requisite Toy Cannon jokes?
There's this urban legend going around that her mother listed Elvis Presley as her father in her birth certificate.