The same friendly p.r. man who asked me the other day to tell you about the $150 Kathie Lee Gifford trading cards now has asked me to tell you about some special packages being offered for the Kentucky Derby.
The one I'm most strongly considering is the "Millionaires Row" package for $11,399 (single occupancy).
I've never been to the Derby. Hmm.
My plan is to go for it, then hope my kids don't get accepted into any colleges and thus don't notice I couldn't have paid for it anyway.