I hope everyone out there took my advice and bet the under on Jessica Simpson mentions during Fox's Giants-Cowboys telecast.
The over/under was 6.5.
As far as I could tell, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman uttered her name a combined total of zero times.
(Disclaimer: Gambling generally is neither legal nor healthy.)
One more thing: I would like to issue a blanket apology to the many loyal readers who have e-mailed me with various questions on various topics over the past couple of weeks that I have promised to look into.
Until the Giants either are eliminated or win it all, I am not going to have time to follow up on any questions not directly related to Big Blue.
Sorry.