Try Knix/Celts! Rangers/Isles! '30 Rock!' 'Ugly Betty!'
What would Curly Lambeau (right) or Vince Lombardi have to say about the NFL Network vs. Big Cable squabble? Nothing. They'd be getting their players ready for the game tonight.
I've written and said way too much about it already, but others are ready to pick up the ball for me, as in USA Today, which offers another story with more than you want to know on the subject.
For a quicker, vastly more superficial account of the situation, check out this video of a seemingly bored, exasperated sports media columnist trying to explain all this to America Wednesday morning.
(Thanks to reader Show Some Guts for the video tip.)