If Joe Torre were single . . . and he married Jessica Alba . . . and they had a son . . . and they wanted their son to have a last name that honored both of their families . . . and they gave him a first name of Yorvit . . .
Then they would have been very excited about that three-run home run Sunday night that helped give the Rockies a 3-0 series lead in the NLCS over the Diamondbacks.
Sorry, I'm just procrastinating.
I'll write my newspaper column now.
Comments (2)
Wow ... talk about a stretch ... it's a wonder you didn't pull a muscle. :~)
Who cares if it is a stretch - it got us a picture of Jessica Alba! Hubba-Hubba!