Other than checking in every week to see what interesting video has been leaked to Fox's Jay Glazer, I'm starting to lose interest in NFL pre-game shows after 13 years as a football beat writer and media columnist.
Fortunately, every network that produces such a show is kind enough to send me quotes, saving me the trouble. Here is an exchange on NBC Sunday regarding Our Tiki:
Bucs coach Jon Gruden on Tiki Barber: "We have a guy on our team who has a brother who I think was a good back. He's on the 'Today' show. If you're listening, Mrs. Barber may be able to help us out."
Olbermann's reply: "Take a number pal."
Cris Collinsworth on Tiki: "Jon Gruden's begging our partner to come play in Tampa."
Barber to Collinsworth: "So is my brother and so is my mother. I'm happy where I am."
Collinsworth to Bettis: "I may have a used 'Bus' that you can get cheap."