I'm available as a phone-a-friend for a 10 percent cut
The weirdest experience of my first week back from vacation was serving as a phone-a-friend on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.''
Unfortunately, I am not allowed to tell you anything about what happened until the episode airs, I think in November.
Not that I know much about what happened anyway.
I've never met Meredith Vieira, but I know Tiki Barber well and talked to Matt Lauer the day Tiki was introduced by NBC, so we have mutual acquaintances.
Vieria, a big Mets fan, caused quite a stir (not in a good way) in 2000 when she asked Mike Piazza during the World Series, "Who has the biggest wood on the Mets?''
Her career seems to be going quite well now regardless.
I need to write a newspaper column now.

Comments (4)
Neil,
You're all over the place. ESPN, Millionaire. What's next? The Amazing Race?
Ken
I am scheduled to host the next Miss Teen USA competition. But it's very hush hush for now so don't tell anyone.
Another shameless,attention grabbing photo of an attractive woman on Watchdog...Keep it up Neil,and welcome back.
At least Meredith Vieira and Christie Brinkley are older than me. I think.