After doing lots of soul searching on whether or not it is a good idea to take a three-month old baby on a six hour flight, and then to a six-hour event surrounded by tens of thousands of people, I decided I’m better off not thinking of such trivial matters. And I decided to go to WrestleMania anyway.
This will be the ninth WrestleMania I’ve attended live and, as always, I’m really looking forward to it. It’s undoubtedly the most exciting time of the year to be a wrestling fan. I liked C.M. Punk analogy of the locker room atmosphere being like that of a baseball team in a pennant race.
And so, to get into the mood for the big show, I have taken on a monumental task – re-watching all of the WrestleManias in order.
Around this time of year, I always like to pop in some old Manias before going to bed, but inevitably I avoid the more lackluster events. So this is the first time I’ll be re-watching all past Manias in order.
Now, of course, I am not closely observing every three-to-four hour event beginning to end. Rather, I’ve been having them on in the background while I write for the paper, vacuum or feed the little one. Having started my mission about three weeks ago, I am already on to WrestleMania 2000 (exactly the caliber of Mania I would normally skip.)
While I thought I knew all of these events inside and out, it’s been somewhat enlightening to screen some of these events after not having seen them in a while. And so, over the next 24 days (or at least before WrestleMania 25 on April 5) I hope to bring you quick thoughts from my re-experiencing of all of the past “Showcases of the Immortals.”
Starting with:
WrestleMania, March 31, 1985 from Madison Square Garden, New York, NY
Having gotten accustomed to the sleekly produced dream cards that have become the calling card of WrestleMania, I haven’t had much interest in watching this old show in a long time. From a production standpoint, it really looked no different than the Garden house shows that used to be televised on MSG next month. And some of the matches, it seemed, were thrown together without much thought.
But I must say that I had a whole new appreciation for the “one that started it all” when I watched it recently. Taking into accounts that WWE had never put together a show of this magnitude, it’s really quite impressive to see it all come together. Here are a few quick thoughts:
. My earliest memories of the first WrestleMania included watching Hulk Hogan and Mr. T promote the show while guest hosting Saturday Night Live the previous night. It would actually be several months before I got to watch this show on a Coliseum Video VHS.
. This goes for pretty much every WrestleMania in the “Anthology” DVD box set WWE released a few years back: It is so annoying seeing WWE dub in new music to replace the original. In some cases, I know there is no other solution, since there are copyright issues at place. But I still can’t stand the re-writing of history – especially the insertion of “Real American” into Hogan’s entrance at Mania I. It was nearly a year before he began using the music.
. On that point, the best WrestleMania compilation ever released by WWE was the 1997 VHS box set that had Manias 1-13 (a second one that included 14 came out a year later.) These are completed un-edited and pretty much exactly what aired on PPV - free of the blurry "WWF" scratch logos of the newer DVD releases and other frustrating edits. The only thing that sucks is the video quality. The tapes are in EP mode.
. Mean Gene actually has a lovely singing voice.
. Tito Santana was the perfect guy to wrestle in the very first match in WrestleMania history. WWE missed the boat in not going further with him at the time. He was dynamic, exciting, handsome, ethnic and way, way over with the fans. Even in his opener against “The Executioner” (Buddy Rose in a mask) he looked great. Tito would go on to have the original ‘Mania “streak.” Along with Hulk Hogan, he was the only man to compete in the first nine WrestleManias.
. It still irks me when WWE talks about King Kong Bundy’s “nine second” win over the late S.D. Jones. Any idiot who could count could tell it took about twice that time.
. It was nice to see Bruno Sammartino get the spotlight, albeit briefly, in the inaugural WrestleMania, where he seconded his son David in a match against Brutus Beefcake. Sammartino and the Garden were synonymous for nearly 20 years.
. Match quality truly meant nothing back then. Even wrestlers with national reputations as good workers were relegated to seven minute, one-star matches. That was the case with Greg Valentine, who wrestled the Junkyard Dog, and Rick Steamboat.
.The Dragon defeated Matt Borne, who would go on to take part in just on more ‘Mania – 1993’s WrestleMania IX in which he played the “Doink” character in his match against Crush.
. Leilani Kai, who wrestled Wendi Richter at this show, was the only person to compete at both WrestleMania I and WrestleMania X, which returned to the Garden in 1994. There, she lost to Alundra Blayze. You’ll sometimes here people give that same distinction to Borne, thinking that he was under the Doink mask in the mixed tag match against Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna at WMX. But that Doink was played by Ray Apollo.
. Mike Rotundo nearly got to claim that he too wrestled at both shows, but the WMX ten-man tag team match that featured IRS was canceled because the show was running long. At WM1, he teamed with Barry Windham in losing to the Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff.
. Andre the Giant was already looking broken down in this, his first WrestleMania match. Amazingly, WWE got six more ‘Manias out of Andre.
. What was the only time a world title was not defended at WrestleMania? This was it. The champ, Hogan, instead teamed with Mr. T and took on Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorf.
. It may be hard for younger fans to appreciate, but this main event really was epic in every sense of the word. T was a gigantic TV and movie star, and the notion of him actually competing in a wrestling match was huge. What’s more, WWE packed the match with celebrities, including ringside ref Muhammad Ali and ring announcer Billy Martin. This match actually isn’t half bad, and was easily the best on the show. What’s more, Mr. T actually looked pretty good out there.
. Headed into WrestleMania XX, which came back to the Garden, I interviewed Randy Orton about his memories of his dad, Bob Jr., taking part in the main event of the first ‘Mania. Here’s what I wrote then:
SLAMMIN': LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
"Legend Killer" Randy Orton, seen above pounding Shawn Michaels, was 5 when his father, "Cowboy" Bob Orton took part in the main event of the first WrestleMania, part of a three-man team that faced wrestling hero Hulk Hogan, left, and Mr. T.
"I was actually home with my mom," said Orton, now 24. "It was such a big night, and I actually stayed home."
Twenty years later, it is Randy Orton headlining the event, part of a three-man team that will face good guy Mick Foley and wrestler-turned-Hollywood star the Rock, right.
And the Cowboy will be watching from the stands.
"For him to be watching me in a top billed match, I'm sure he'll have tears in his eyes," Orton said. "And I know that when I'm in the ring, it'll be a little special."
FINAL THOUGHTS:
It’s tough to rank this WrestleMania relative to its 23 successors, largely because Vince McMahon had nothing to compare this show to when putting it together. But, for its time, it really did feel like a special event. And more importantly, it was hugely successful and launched WrestleMania as one of the most powerful brands in pay per view history. But, as far as match quality goes, there is almost nothing here.