
I just got through reading the feature story on Hulk Hogan written by Erik Hedegaard in the latest Rolling Stone magazine. Although the story has primarily made headlines for a line in which Hogan likened his strained relationship with his wife to that of O.J. and Nicole Simpson, that’s among the least interesting tidbits in this compelling article.
Here’s a bit of what I learned:
Hulk Hogan is a liar: OK, that’s hardly a revelation, but he had some real gems for the Rolling Stone reporter. Among them: After hiding a razor blade in his mouth to juice during matches, he’d sometimes go to the bar and drink all night – still with the razorblade in his mouth; He’s shrunk four inches in recent years; He used to take 400-500 pain pills at a time; And, he’s made over $1 billion during his career. Uh-huh.
Thankfully, on one lie that has been repeated so many times that most people believe it’s true, somebody finally called Hogan out. After Hogan repeats the myth about setting an indoor attendance record with 93,000 people in Detroit for WrestleMania – more than the Rolling Stones did for the same venue days earlier – Hedegaard tries to set the record straight.
“Factually, this isn’t exactly true," he wrote, "but to Hulk it is, and always will be,”
Hulk Hogan really wants to make a comeback: This is pretty much the theme of the whole story, during which Hedegaard spends a couple of days with the Hulkster as he contemplates whether or not he has it in him to compete at the recent WrestleMania. In the end, physical limitations kept Hogan from taking part in the event, but it’s somewhat revealing to see how badly Hogan is craving the wrestling spotlight these days. If Hogan can get himself in shape to do even the bare minimum in the ring, I’d think the odds of seeing Hogan back in WWE within the next year are better than average. Hogan-Cena at WrestleMania XXVI anyone?
Hogan once had “mismatched nipples”: An “innie” and an “outtie,” to be specific. He was also fat as a kid, enjoyed shoving rocks up his nose, was a state champion bowler, and a heck of a little league baseball player.
The little bit of hair Hogan has left is fake: You see, Hogan’s ex-wife Linda used to be the one to color his hair to be the blindingly blonde shade we’ve all come to know. After their split, Hogan tried to bleach his own hair, only to have much of it fall out. Left with few options, Hogan got hair extensions to recreate his signature skullet.
Hulk Hogan and Oprah Winfrey have similar taste in books: Although he pays a lot of lip service to being a Newborn Christian, Hogan credited his newfound spirituality largely to following the “laws of attraction” discussed in Rhonda Byrne’s bestselling book, “The Secret,” which was made by popular by Oprah Winfrey. In case you don’t know, the book basically advocates that positive thinking will produce positive results. As an example, Hogan says it was the "positive message" that he communicated to fans as the Hulkster that led him to achieving his success.
Conversely, negative thinking produces negative results. Hogan suggested that’s why his son Nick got in the car accident that nearly killed John Graziano. You see, Nick was up the night before watching car crash videos on Youtube.
Vince McMahon scratched Hogan's back before Hogan scratched his: I found it odd that Hogan, with his love-hate relationship with McMahon, would have such glowing things to say about Vince during last week's ESPN "E:60" piece on WWE. He may have been returning the favor after Vince praised Hogan in this article for being "iconic" and having lots of "charisma" and "the gift of gab."
Hulk Hogan is in a lot of pain: The story opens with Hogan reciting a laundry list of his ailments – some of which I can only assume he is exaggerating (the whole shrinking four inches bit.) But, if only from Hedegaard's observations, it’s clear that Hogan is hurting real bad these days. Yang describes the difficulty Hogan had just standing up during the interview, and an episode in a sushi restaurant during which Hogan started writhing in back pain, only to act like nothing happened a moment later.
Hulk Hogan is capable of doing some really stupid things: Yang pretty much put his journalistic objectivity aside when he observed Hogan – you know, the guy whose son is responsible for a young man being in a vegetative state – floor the gas pedal in his Viper sports car as his daughter Brooke sat in the passenger’s seat. Hogan got a good laugh about his little stunt, but Yang did not. “Has common sense escaped him totally?” Yang wondered. “Why would he do this?”
Hogan is (somewhat) honest about his drug use: In addition to his tall tale about the hundreds of pain pills he would chug at a time, Hogan also discusses in the story doing steroids, cocaine, and marijuana. He also reveals that he owns a 9-mm gun, which he has turned over to his attorney.
The Hulkster is heartbroken: One theme weaved throughout the entire story is Hogan’s feelings of sadness, frustration, and bitterness over the fact that his ex-wife Linda is running around with a boytoy younger than the estranged couple's two young children. Without taking sides, there’s also plenty of unbiased evidence in the story that Hulk, in his own way, wanted to work out his problems with Linda, but she had another agenda. When he arrives at the sushi restaurant near the end of the story, his first question to the host is whether “the ex-wife” has been around the place.
It’s a shame that the only thing being talked about in this story is the O.J. line, which the magazine clearly tried to pump up – even pulling it out of the story and running it in giant print on one of the pages. It’s about as honest and revealing a look at Hogan as I’ve seen in a long time.
There are also some great photos, including one of an aging Hulk Hogan wearing the WWF championship belt (circa 1987), and a sweet vintage photo of a massive Hogan playing with a tiny, 3-year-old Brooke.