ORLANDO: In the immortal words of the Four Seasons: Oh, what a night.
I'm back in my hotel room at the conclusion of one of the most memorable nights in my career as a wrestling fan. It is nights like this one that should reaffirm our faith in the pro wrestling business, and all it can be when practiced at its highest form.
There's so much to go over, but let me get the most important item out of the way. When I am old and gray and bestowing the virtues of the professional wrestling business on my grandchildren, the single story I may tell more than any other would be about the night I witnessed the final match in the career of Ric Flair. And although I have been skeptical that it would be that, I sure hope it is. Flair will never have a more fitting exit than he did tonight.
In the tens of thousands of hours of wrestling I have watched in my life, I have experienced an array of emotions - jubilation, frustration, excitement, and boredom. I have never gotten choked up during a match - until tonight. Shawn Michaels' poignant final message to his adversary and friend - "I'm sorry. I love you" - as Flair invited HBK to give him all he had was pro wrestling's finest hour.
I loved every second of this match. Even the botched spots only added to the story of the tremendous pressure that Shawn Michaels was under in carrying an aging Ric Flair in the final match of his illustrious career. It was not until Charles Robinson's hand came down for a third time that I was hit by the weight of what just had occurred: The 35-year career of the greatest wrestler that ever lived had just concluded before my eyes. I am thankful that Flair was given such a grand stage to take his final bow; thankful that Mr. WrestleMania, Shawn Michaels, lived up to his reputation in such an important match; and thankful to have been part of it.
The other matches on the show also mostly met or exceeded expectations, perhaps with the exception of Batista vs. Umaga, which I expected to be dull, and was far worse than that.
I was really surprised by the order of the matches. I would never in a million years have guessed that the Undertaker - Edge match would go on last, but, ultimately, it turned out to be a good choice. Even after sitting in an uncomfortable seat for nearly six hours, I was totally into the final match, as were 73,000 other fans. Another fantastic performance by the Undertaker at WrestleMania. And I was glad to see Long Island's own Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins getting to take part in the main event of one of the biggest pro wrestling shows in modern history.
Randy Orton becomes only the second heel ever to retain the WWE championship at WrestleMania. That's fine with me.
I'm not sure what to make of C.M. Punk winning the Money in the Bank title shot. He claimed if he won the match, he'd cash it in for an ECW title shot, but that seems like a waste. Maybe with Jeff Hardy in the doghouse, WWE is grooming Punk to take over Hardy's spot as a major challenger to Orton this summer.
Somewhere in the West Indies, S.D. Jones breathed a sigh of relief upon watching the Kane vs. Chavo match. He no longer lays claim to the quickest defeat in WrestleMania history.
The Mayweather-Big Show spectacle was a lot more fun than I expected. The match had Pat Patterson's fingerprints all over it. It was a smart move to fill Mayweather's entourage with trained wrestlers who could take bumps in place for Mayweather. For his part, "Money" Mayweather did an exceptional job, and showed a lot of respect for the wrestling business.
Other in-person notes:
- The Money in the Bank participant rehearsed their match in their street clothes in the ring about an hour before the doors opened up. At the same time, John Legend rehearsed his performance.
- I didn't think the building looked all that great when I first took my seat, but after the sun went down and the lights came up, I was blown away by the magnificence of sight in front of me. I don't think I've ever seen a better looking wrestling show. Not having a roof gave WWE the space for a lot of special touches, including the massive stage and the fireworks.
- WWE might as well gave billed the Bunnymania match as intermission with the amount of fans who left to the bathrooms, concession stands when the match came to the ring.
- A few of Mayweather's dropped currency made it all the way to the upper level seats on the opposite side of the stadium, including one bill that I missed by a few feet.
- Despite the sea of humanity, I was able to be on the I-4, cruising back to my hotel, within about 10 minutes of the show ending.
- The streets surrounding the Citrus Bowl were filled with residents selling parking spaces for $20-$25 in their backyards, behind churches, in the parking lots of private businesses, and everywhere else. I got there early enough that I didn't need to go that route, but I imagine a lot of locals made some good change tonight.
- Rev Theory, the band that performed the WrestleMania theme this year, played a concert at the Fan Axxess across the street from the stadium a few hours before the show. Fans really got into their music, despite the copious dropping of the F-bomb in front a crowd filled with kids.
- Despite some speculation, TNA never flew a plane over the Citrus Bowl, although there were no shortage of annoying aircraft hovering above. One advertised a strip club and beared the suitable message, "Wooo!"
- I read something about a fireworks accident at the end of the show. I didn't see it for myself, but I can attest to an ambulance racing through the crowded streets on its way to the Citrus Bowl immediately after the show ended.
- TNA set up a small area across the street from Citrus Bowl before the show where fans could take pictures with the X-Division title. There were also TNA flyers littered around the stadium.
- WWE made the wise move of opening the doors to the stadium more than two hours before the show. In other years, they've cut it pretty close. This gave the fans plenty of time to file in.
- The sun was shining almost to the minute that the show went on the air, and then became completely overcast and started raining. The showers were light and sporadic throughout the night, but never much of a problem. It did get quite chilly, though.
- The power outage during the women's match really affected the live fans' enjoyment of the WWE title three way. After the lights went, the giant screens over the ring soon followed, making it hard for many fans to follow the action in the ring.
- Despite WWE making it look awesome, the Citrus Bowl, by no means, is a nice building. In fact, it's rather beat up and gross. Most of the seats were uncomfortable, backless bleachers, and the mens' room urinals consisted of long, open tubs with no dividers for all the gentlemen to share, shoulder to shoulder. I wish I had skipped that second Miller Lite.
- What're more, the immediate area surrounding the Citrus Bowl was quite blighted and desolate; not at all the Disney World-Orlando you may be used to, and offering few options for pre-and-post game activities for fans.
Overall, it was definitely a WrestleMania that deserves a spot in the Top 10 in history.
370 days, and counting, to WrestleMania XXV.