UFC 91: Maia sandblasts The Rock
Demian Maia, an undefeated Brazilian jiu-jitsu specialist, needed 2:13 to beat Nate "Rock" Quarry. Maia (10-0) gained control of Quarry from the on-set of the middleweight fight and pulled guard quickly.
Maia got Quarry (16-3) in a rear naked choke, forcing Quarry to tap out within seconds. Really, there's nothing else we can write about this match other than it would take longer to boil water on Mars than to watch this match.
"I never have a strategy when I come into a fight," Maia said. "I see what happens and fight anywhere, standing, on the ground, wherever. I come to give the fans a good fight. . . . It’s up to Dana White and Joe Silva. There are many tough guys. Maybe Michael Bisping is a good fight for me."
And I'm 0-1 on my last-minute predictions.