By Adam Abramson
This is Kenneth Page's MySpace page.
This is Kenneth Page:
Who is Kenneth Page? He's a stud Clemson offensive line recruit who possibly found a large sack of money somewhere along the streets of Columbia.
Seriously, how much money is in that picture? I've read some witty things online about the picture. Blogs are wondering if he's afraid of banks, has a rich grandmother, etc.
No matter how he got the money, how much it is or what he wants to do with it, he should be smarter. In a day where sports and colleges are doing anything to keep their noses clean, it's photos like Page's that likely has Clemson cringing.
Page doesn't mind, though. The "display name" on his MySpace page reads: "3500 Hits In One Day! I'm On A Roll!!!!!!!!!!!"
You can't blame Page, though. Turn on the TV and it's one show after the next about the biggest houses, tricked out cars and lavish parties and lifestyles.
As a side note, his MySpace page also informs us: "Hey People, the picture was on facebook. You people have no lives. hahahahaha"
Crap.