Mack Brown's step son made a boo boo
By Adam Abramson
Baltimore has Jeffrey Maier.
Chicago has Steve Bartman.
Texas has "Chris." Mack Brown's step son.
In case you missed it, Arizona State quarterback Rudy Carpenter was faced with a horde of Texas defenders on a jailbreak, with little time to react. Carpenter, down 21-0 but on the Texas 15-yard line, saw something nobody else did and attempted to throw the football towards the sideline. But as he went to release the football, he was blasted and the ball actually went backwards, making it live and free for the taking.
As the ball rolled to the sideline, Texas football assistant Chris Jessie, looking sharp in his burnt orange windbreaker and khakis so everyone in TV land could see, reacted to the mistakenly thrown flag for intentional grounding (he actually made the motion for the penalty with his hands) and stepped onto the field to retrieve the ball. But has he reached down, someone must have said something to make him jump away like the ball was a rolling hand grenade. But he couldn't get away fast enough, the ball touched his thumb.
Texas ended up with the ball in Arizona State territory, but the play was reviewed, overturned and Arizona State was awarded seven yards and the ball on the Texas 7, as the result of an unsportsmanlike penalty. The next play was a touchdown.
Let's hope, for Chris' sake, that:
A. Texas wins
B. Texas covers (although A is considerably more important).
But if neither happens, Chris will always be welcome on Campus Confidential, which picked Arizona State, fully knowing this would happen.
This year, I can't stay far enough away from the TV. I actually got excited when I saw East Carolina winning, only to log on and realize I had picked Boise State. Instead of watching a fantastic finish, I put on "Superbad" and got a few cheap laughs.
So far: 0-5 against the spread, 3-2 straight up.
UCLA (6-6) vs. BYU (10-2)
Boston College (10-3) vs. Michigan State (7-5) 
A&M's offense lives and dies by the run, which is something Penn State is more than OK with. The Nittany Lions yield just 87 yards a game on the ground, that's sixth best in the country. Look no further than Maurice Evans, who is good for a sack per game. He constantly finds himself in the backfield, pitching fits for every offense he faces. But the true key to stopping the run is linebackers Dan Connor and Sean Lee. Each average over 10 tackles per game and are as active a tandem as any in the country. Connor may very well be the best linebacker in the coming NFL draft.
Indiana quarterback Kellen Lewis has been a bright spot in Bloomington. He put up 34 total touchdowns and almost 300 yards a game. James Hardy emerged as one of the best playmakers in the country, and is as dangerous as a receiver can get in the red zone. The 6'7" target has 16 touchdowns and 74 catches. Oklahoma State will miss Martel Van Zant, the cornerback would have found himself shadowing Hardy if not for an ankle injury.
Wisconsin, who has been a model of consistency the last four years, has reached 40 wins over that span. This year has to be viewed as a success when you consider two of the team's three losses came against teams in the BCS (Ohio State and Illinois).
But it's really bad for Virginia. At first glance you might say "Well, UVa has the 33rd-ranked pass defense, that's not terrible." However, as we've discussed all year, there's always more than what meets the eye.
I'm not saying the Trojans are anything less than fantastic on the football field, but they're like any other good football team in th