Is this getting out of hand? Probably. But it's a huge hit around the office and I look like a hero, in some weird way. In fact, coworker Emily says I need to rename the blog "Stalker Confidential." Perhaps she's right.
Keep the haikus coming!!
Update: July 17, 11 p.m.
Now that Taryne is America's most popular female athlete, she's on the publicity tour and has said she would do an interview with Campus Confidential. Click here for the latest.

