It's Moors! There's No Moops!
Today, we'll talk about who's on the bubble -- or. more accurately, who's safely in the bubble and who's on the outside looking in. Tomorrow's game may clear some things up, but I'm betting the hard choices won't be made easier when the "Pats" -- i.e., the 36-odd guys you've never heard of that Bill Belichick suits up tomorrow -- come to town.
This is, of course, as scientific and accurate as can be. So here's who's on the bubble, with my well-researched, well-informed feeling on who's in and who's out...
DB Curtis Deloatch: Could have been a goner if not for E.J. Underwood's season-ending shoulder injury. He's still not assured of a spot but he's looking better and better for the fourth DB slot. Verdict: Bubble Boy
DB Frank Walker: Always a fun guy to have around, and he's had a solid camp. But the numbers game may push him out after three seasons. Verdict: Costanza
DE Eric Moore: Giants tried to make him a LB last season. Should've spent more time making him aware that time in the NFL is short -- he was, according to a couple players, the most-fined player last season. Now, he's behind Adrian Awasom, who doesn't really have a legit chance to make the team. Verdict: Costanza
DE Jonas Seawright: Hasn't exactly lit it up in camp with a real opportunity to get some playing time, but he's still got that all-important potential -- at least until the Giants draft another Barry Cofield next April. Verdict: Bubble Boy
DE Damane Duckett: In the same situation as Seawright, but a year older. That's never good. Verdict: Costanza
WR Michael Jennings: You know how I feel about the man. He made just about everyone's camp with his big personality and, frankly, even bigger improvement -- did anyone seriously think he had a chance to make this team in July? But it's hard to make the numbers work: With such a need for defensive depth, the Giants really can't afford to keep six WRs. And they already have Chad Morton to return punts and kicks. But MJ will get work in the NFL somewhere and he can be proud of that. Verdict: Costanza
WR Willie Ponder: Writing's been on the wall since Day 1 of camp. Like Jennings, he'll find work. Verdict: Costanza
TEs Wade Fletcher and Darcy Johnson: No shot. Verdict: Costanzas
OL Rich Seubert: A tough call. The turf toe has set him back; so has Grey Ruegamer's good play in essentially the same role. Coughlin kept Seubert last season because of the sheer toughness it took for Seubert to recover from the broken leg; I say the coach keeps him again as insurance. Verdict: Bubble Boy
LB Carlos Emmons: I really thought he was the one to go for much of camp, but his versatility should make him stick. Will the Giants keep seven LBs though? Seems like a lot. Verdict: Bubble Boy
LB Reggie Torbor: I also thought Brandon Short might be the odd man out, but might it be Torbor? He's only played strong side, which Emmons can play; he hasn't had the most dazzling camp; and it's looking more and more difficult for the Giants to justify seven LBs. A real puzzler. Verdict: Costanza
OK, if my calculations are correct, the Giants will have eight OL, seven LBs and only two TEs. Perfect!!!
We'll see what goes down in 72 hours...