Planes, trains and automobiles

This just in:
It's a little before 9 p.m. eastern, and Rock is STILL in Dallas. He was supposed to leave nine hours ago.
He just e-mailed from the plane. It's sitting on the tarmac with the engines off.
Oy.
Here's a message from Rock:
"Due to land at Newark at 1 am. At least there shouldn't be traffic at that time for my 2 hour drive home.
If I don't make it back, tell the world my story!"