What about Bob?

Here's a joke for Glaiber Nation:

I'll start it, anyone want to do the next line?

We can each do a line till we make a joke out of it:

Here's the first line:

Ok, 3 Giants walk into a bar...

Accompanied by 3 midgets

Security notices that one of them has battery jumper cables in his shorts.

So, just ready and willing then...

Elisha Cuthbert arose from her barstool.....

And they tell Antonio Pierce - I'll let your friend with the cables in - just don't start anything.

And then Elisha walks over to Burress and says....

Are those jumper cables in your pocket; or are you just happy to see me? (Ba dum bump - Crash!)

"Is that a "GUN" in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

At which point Cuthbert is surrounded by the 3 midgets...and she says.."Can I buy you guys a drink?".. and they say....

"Well, one is never phaneuf, but buy us a second we'll get sloppy!!".

And the 3rd guy turns to the first 2 and says, "Hey! WTF?! It's me, Steve."

Who the hell is Steve? We thought you were the guy named Richie?

AND THEN SUDDENLY....

Gary Bettmann and Colin Campbell entered the bar, with Bibles underneath their arms.

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Security spots the Bibles and says, "Please, no stories."

Mantz struts in, says, "High Balls on me."

The midgets climb up on a chair......

And say to the bartender.....
"Three very small shots of Mad Dog please. Cuz, like everyone else, that's about all we can handle at one time".