This might be the most bizarre story I've ever heard
Here's the condensed version:
Running back Rudi Johnson was signed by the Lions on Monday after being released by the Bengals. 
To make room on the roster, the Lions released running back Tatum Bell.
While Johnson was somewhere else in the team's practice facility, Bell allegedly took two pieces of Johnson's luggage from the locker room.
The luggage was eventually returned, although $200 in cash and credit cards were missing.
"He left the money clip, but he didn’t leave no money in it," Johnson told a reporter. "He should have took the clip, too. … If anybody’s got some Perry Ellis boxers for sale, you know where they came from."
Bell says it was all a mix-up.
Strange.
Very, very strange. Although I love Johnson's quote about the Perry Ellis boxers for sale.
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Okay, TIME OUT from our regularly scheduled commenting.
I just listened to the Boland Video on the right hand side here. Someone set me straight on something please.
The answer given to the 1st question? .
The Jets convinced Favre to come to NY cuz he could still do those "back country things' (Ebola's words) like hunting and fishing in Jersey?
HUH? Jersey? Back Country?
Does the squirrel population need a little thinning over there?
Since when did they get fish in the rivers and streams that are safe enough to touch, much less eat?
I thought Newark was the only place in Jersey where you could sit on your back porch and pop off a few rounds without getting arrested.
I have often heard Jersey referred to as "backwater" but Back Country?
Somebody set me straight cuz.....I've been to Jersey. I've been to Mississippi, I have spent a LOT of time in TRULY back country Minn and Wisconsin.
"Back Country" ain't the same in Jersey. Uh Uh.. NO HOW. NO WAY.
Either that, or find me the guy who convinced Favre of that, cuz I got a warehouse full of Hillary For President pink muscle shirts I need sold.
Plenty of bears that need killing in N.J., but the back country angle is a cover. They sold Farve on being the guy who digs up Hoffa. After this season he will be traded to the Pats, as Pegleg Brady retires, where he will lead the hunt for Whitey.
Plenty of bears that need killing in N.J., but the back country angle is a cover. They sold Farve on being the guy who digs up Hoffa. After this season he will be traded to the Pats, as Pegleg Brady retires, where he will lead the hunt for Whitey.
"Plenty of bears that need killing in N.J.,"
WELL THEN.....I can buy that.
Offering a chance at killing bears to an ex-packer should do it every time.
Thanks craig.
I did not know that.
When the hell did bears start showing up in Jersey?