Strahan to reveal REAL reason he didn't re-join Giants
Best forwarded a promotional e-mail from the folks at Fox, who offer up a tease about Sunday's programming that will include the REAL reason Michael Strahan didn't come back to the Giants.
Well done to the PR folks at Fox, especially if Strahan offers up a different version of his decision to stay retired (just didn't have it in him, etc.)
I'm sure there could be some interesting versions that he might offer up. In fact, I'd bet I505, richieg, LTmeansLawrenceTaylor, Craig, and the rest of the Glauber Nation gang can come up with some pretty imaginative reasons that kept Strahan in retirement.
Any suggestions? Jot 'em down.
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He wanted to see what it was like to get close to Moose Johnston?
Gonna be some dumb promotional thing, like he want to work w/ Barberie or a slow QB (Bradshaw) or they have a great dental plan or something assinine like that.
Along those lines, he'll talk about how on any team he's on he wants a great QB, coach and other Defensive end, then he'll say something rude about Kurt Menafee to show he's part of the gang.
How are his workouts looking?
He would rather tackle Eddie Murphy's ex- wife
Without Favre on the NYG schedule, he had no shot at re-setting* the single season sack record.
his ex wife was hired to work in the pr dept with pat hanlon. or his ex wife is the new beat reporter for espn replacing kelli naqi.
Fox enticed him with sapphic snaps of Lohan?
He didn't want to take out a $7MM insurance policy and risk other elements of his divorce which he just "won." Not clever, but possibly accurate.
He didnt want the court to make him pay his ex-wife (being retired exempted him)