Forget about Spygate.
We've just gotten word from an entrepreneur who has a solution to the biggest problem the NFL now faces: big hair.
That's right, the folks at Locksdown.com have written us and advised that they've got the answer to that all-important issue of players wearing their hair so long it covers their jersey number and name plates on the back of their jerseys. And wouldn't you know it - the company is in Central Islip.
The e-mail from company founder Deon Leftenant begins:
To The NFL:
I would like to introduce myself to you, my name is Deon Leftenant, President of Deshalamar Enterprises Inc. and I am the designer of the new hair care product on the market called the Locks Down. The Locks Down is designed to hold in place (restrain) hair, that is shoulder length or longer, particularly players that rock locs, in a fashion conscious manner. I know that there is a concern in the NFL right now about players with long hair. We here at Deshalamar feel that the Locks Down is the answer to that dilemma.
Sounds good to us. We'll pass it on to the competition committee.
Comments (3)
Guisseppe Franco needs to know about this.
I'm living proof that the locksdown is effective, see my url.....
THIS IS STRATEGICALLY BRILLIANT! It's what small business is all about....turning dreams into reality !
I don't have hair but if I DID? I'd be ROCKIN' A LOCKS DOWN!
Proud of you!