In a previous post, inspired by Hookslide's suggestion to come up with new phrases in addition to the "goes Kendall" idea inspired by DC Jets Fan in yet another previous post on Laveranues Coles, there were some breathtaking contributions to our impromptu glossary. Let's bring you up to date on a few:
Anonymous: To Coughlin - a verb - meaning to contract facial frostbite on national TV. "I heard the NHL was gonna have an outdoor game in Calgary in January but they were afraid the players would Coughlin, so they cancelled it."
Hookslide: To Strahan - to take advantage of one's spouse in a divorce proceeding. "Sorry man, I can't go on that golf trip, my ex-wife Strahanned me."
Several from Black N Gold: To Dolan - as in to grossly mismanage a franchise into oblivion (As in Dan Synder is Dolaning the Redskins)
To Eli - To show flashes of brilliance, only to disappear for extended periods of time. "Abramsons blog is great but he has a tendancy to Eli."
To T.O. - To summon up alligator tears at will. As in Rich Rodriguez, new head coach at Michigan T.O.'d on "Between the lines" when asked about his kids.
To Hookslide - To finish at the bottom of the standings.
As in "The Dolphins took a Hookslide in the 2007 season" (Take THAT, Hookslide!)
To BeliCheat - It's self explanatory.
Poppy: To Go Romo...to "snap" under pressure. As in...the Cowboys might never win a playoff game if Tony continues to "Go Romo". Or: "I'm sure Knick fans cant wait for Isiah Thomas to "Go Romo"
bigfroe: To Get Kenyand - "To get passed by someone while seeing the finish line when that competitor was way behind you less than 10 seconds ago. "I don't know what happened to the Patriots. Looks like they got Kenyand by the Giants." or "If What About Bob can Kenyan the rest of the blogs in this last week of February, I will walk over the Brooklyn Bridge in a Speedo next to Glaubs"
Big Ben is Back!: To Glauber: as in, to promise something under false pretenses like when BG promised to eat his notebook but instead gently chewed a piece of paper and then spit it out.
"Bush promised us no new taxes. Guess he Glaubered us."
To pull a Bonds by continually denying the obvious truth (works with Clemens too): "Clinton pulled a Bonds when asked about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky"
To Debbie Clemens: the act of showing off your newly acquired assets: "My next door neighbor is Debbie Clemens-ing the whole block with that new snowblower of his."
More Hookslide: "Bob was just asking for the results, but the reader 'went all BBiB' and turned it into an Excel spreadsheet."
La Monica: To go Bob Glauber: To completely jack other people's ideas and then write about them here.
Glauber: New definition for "go La Monica:" = to become extremely jealous:
"His girlfriend saw him talking with another woman, and she went La Monica."
NKR: "To go Mrs. Bob: to spend your days clicking “Watchdog” to mske sure that Glauber will not have to walk over the Brooklyn Bridge in a Speedo.
"I'll have the Glauber special - the egg white omelet."
To Crean - to actually meet your lookalike in person.
Brady Luck - even though you lose the big game, you still have Giselle to make you forget about it.
Comments (2)
To Tyree It...
Glauber's blog was trailing Best's blog in hits coming into the last 2 days in February, but then he Tyree'd it by pulling a Tieg's photo out of his far superior dome and beat Best at the end.
Islander505:
Love it.