Sorry for the late arrival. The system is acting up again, and we're having it checked out. They're not sure whether it's the tin cans at either end, or the sting connecting them that's the problem. (Oops, don't want to insult the techies out there. We're sure it's a very complicated problem that only a select few humans can understand. We'll just stick to the football. Cheers.)
Giant of the Week: Plaxico Burress. Playing on a bum ankle that’s bothered him all season, Burress finished with seven catches for 93 yards and a touchdown. Ok, so the TD came in garbage time, but the guy played tough all game.
Jet of the week: Oh, boy. When you’ve got punter Ben Graham as the player of the week, you’ve hit the bottom of the barrel. Not that there’s anything wrong with Graham; more like there’s everything wrong with the offense. He had eight punts for a 46.1-yard average, including a 61-yarder.
Offensive player of the week: Here’s a name we haven’t heard much all season: Chad Johnson, the Bengals wide receiver. He finally had a breakout game against a very good Titans defense, finishing with 12 catches for 103 yards and three TDs. After one of them, he took over a television camera, panned the crowd, and trotted back to the bench. The NFL will be taking some coin in fine money for that one, but Johnson doesn’t care.
Defensive player of the week: Patriots CB Asante Samuel. He had a 40-yard interception return for a touchdown early in the first quarter against Philly, and then made a game-clinching pick in late in the fourth quarter to keep the Pats unbeaten.
Special teams player of the week: Matt Bryant, K, Bucc …. Oh, no, we’re not gonna make that mistake again. Sure, Bryant kicked four field goals for the Bucs in their 19-13 win over the Redskins, but it was Bears return man Devin Hester who was the star of the day with a 75-yard punt return for touchdown and an 88-yard kickoff return for touchdown in the third quarter of the Bears’ 37-34 thriller in OT against the Broncos. (Big Ben is Back! I guarantee you started yelling at your computer when you read Bryant's name. "He did it again!!")
Dominating performance award: The Chargers. They beat the Ravens 32-14 behind a strong performance from Philip Rivers, who threw for three TDs and kept the Ravens’ defense from chirping about how good they are.
Understudy award: Eagles QB A.J. Feeley. Subbing for the injured Donovan McNabb, Feeley threw for three TDs and nearly pulled off one of the biggest upsets of the year. The Eagles just fell short in a 31-28 loss, but Andy Reid will have an interesting decision on his hands once McNabb is healthy.
Surprise of the week: The 49ers’ 37-31 overtime win in Arizona. The 49ers had lost eight straight and looked awful in doing so, but they came alive against the Cards, sealing the win with a sack and forced fumble of Kurt Warner in the endzone in OT. Linebacker Tully Banta-Cain, a charter member of the All-Name Team, recovered for the winning touchdown.
Career is all but over award: David Carr, a former No. 1 overall pick, is just about done in Carolina. He was only playing against New Orleans because another former No. 1 pick, 44-year-old Vinny Testaverde, couldn’t play because of a sore back. Carr was benched and replaced with a rookie free agent.
Goat of the Week, Part 1: Eli Manning, QB, Giants. Tied his career high with four interceptions, three of which were returned for TDs.
Goat of the Week, Part 2: Gus Frerotte, QB, Rams. On fourth and goal from the 1 with 27 seconds to play and the Rams trailing Seattle 24-19, Frerotte fumbled the snap and was tackled for a four-yard loss to end the game.
Coach on the hot seat: John Fox, Carolina. We personally think Fox deserves a pass because of his quarterback situation, but team owner Jerry Richardson is not a patient man. What might save Fox: The Panthers are on the hook for about $15 million in salary after this year.
Statistical anomaly of the week: Honestly, we bring back this award because we just wanted to use the word “anomaly.” The winner: The Vikings’ secondary, which came into yesterday’s game against the Giants as the 32nd ranked pass defense with only 13 interceptions in the first 10 games. Against the Giants, they picked off Manning four times and ran back three for scores. Go figure.
Coaching second-guess: Herman Edwards of the Chiefs in the final minutes of yesterday's 20-17 loss to the Raiders. On third-and-5 from the Raiders' 27, Brodie Croyle hit Eddie Kennison for a 4-yard gain, but Edwards challenged the ruling, which was upheld. He lost a timeout as a result, then used another timeout, and then went for it instead of kicking the tying field goal. Edwards has been criticized for being too conservative, but this time, he should have taken the safe route by going for the tying score.