Things have become so ho-hum for Orioles fans . . .

That one of their most popular players is a groundskeeper.
Here's a Baltimore Sun story on Mike Palulis, who ignites the crowd when he makes a mad dash from the bullpen to drop off a relief pitcher's jacket, and then sprints back - even when it's 95 degrees and the O's are 11 runs down.
The sad thing is that the Orioles aren't playing all that bad. They're only three games under .500 but, unfortunately for them, they're in the AL East cellar, 10.5 games out of first.
On the bright side, the fans get to see Palulis a lot.