The Final Score

In honor of WWE's Great American Bash Sunday at Nassau Coliseum . . .

WWE diva Stacy Keibler is selling more of her used clothing on eBay. In some of the listings, she even calls herself WWE diva Stacy Keibler, which is kind of amusing seeing that the diva title is more of a dig than an honor.

So anyway, among Stacy's offerings this week is her lovely "Black & White Zebra Swim Suit trimmed in HOT PINK !!" featured in the Aug., 2002, RAW Magazine and 2003 WWE Mini Magazine.

When I looked at this listing earlier this morning while searching for things that might amuse our Final Score readers, there were 60 bids and the thing was up to $460, from her opening price of $150.

Is this like a cross between the Rocky Horror Picture Show and Weird Science, where crazed WWE fans buy Stacy's undies and wear them on their head to Wrestlemania?

Does she wash them before selling? (One of eBay's anti-pervert rules disallows listings involving unwashed used clothing, but how can they monitor this?)

I wanted to give her some credit for smart marketing but that quickly changed to pandering-creepy after seeing another listing, entitled "STACY KEIBLER'S Fringed Wrap from Photo Shoot."

We know where that's been, and she knows that we know where that's been, and that's pretty much all I have to say.

Except for this:

One of the featured matches in Sunday's Bash at the Coliseum is an NYC Parking Lot Brawl between John Cena and JBL. I just hope that they will be fighting over a dented fender and not some of Stacy Keibler's undies.