The Brooklyn Cyclones really, really, really want you to attend next Monday's game against the State College Spikes.
Not only are they giving away Boomer Esiason-Craig Carton bobblehead dolls, but it's also Pork Rind Day at Keyspan Park.
The highlight, I think, is a pork rind sculpture contest with the winner earning an all-expense paid trip to Hanover, PA, to tour the Utz factory and headquarters. Second place is a year's supply of pork rinds and third place is a sixth-month's supply.
And there's more. One of the between-inning contests will also feature two amazingly lucky fans diving into a pool of pork rinds for a hidden treasure.
I hope Mrs. Chicago Norm doesn't see this. We once spent a good portion of a vacation looking for unpuffy pork rinds in gas stations in Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas and Oklahoma. I'm not kidding.