In honor of Friday the 13th, the Hickory Crawdads of the South Atlantic League are running a "Hairy Scary Back" contest tomorrow.
Quoting from a news release:
"Fans who believe their back is the hairiest and scariest of them all need to pre-register for the contest, and the 'winner' will be selected at the ballgame. Whoever is deemed hairiest and scariest (or H&S, for short) will win a generous prize package that includes a Crawdads cap and, most crucially, a free laser hair removal procedure."
OH.....MY......GOSH