Seriously, Roger Clemens used to go to karaoke bars?
Here's how I envision the nightly scene at the Fort Myers, Fla. karaoke bar in which the 1991 Boston Red Sox players apparently passed their spring-training evenings away...
* Clemens always sings along to Elton John's Rocket Man. Always.
* Wade Boggs leads the bar in the chicken dance. Hilarity ensues.
* Mike Greenwell does his best Kermit the Frog impersonation. People boo.
* Mo Vaughn sings along to this cartoon theme song. No one knows how to react.
* Pitcher Tom Bolton brings a tear to everyone's eyes by channeling his cousin's music.
* The crowd finally convinces 1b Carlos Quintana to sing to this song. Weird.
Anyone else have any musical suggestions? Tell us...
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How could you have missed this?
Roger Clemens hinting at what was in his heart, but making a simple shift in the name of the woman ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoJSLhy8ZJ0
As brought you you by the great Donny Osmond.
Or take this more bizarre version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUy4CrlEtvA
Nice job.