The Final Score

Five minutes of research and I've learned that Sean Avery has been reported or rumored to have been canoodling with the following:
Mary-Kate Olsen
Elisha Cuthbert
Rachel Hunter
Lake Bell
That's the ones we (seem) to know about. In the past year he has also,
Been falsely accused of taunting a fellow hockey player about another player's cancer, threatened to sue for libel and got an apology;
Been accused of being in a hooker's black book;
Stopped talking to the media around the time his contract negotiations with the Rangers broke down;
Made the NHL change its rules in the middle of the playoff season because of his pestiness in front of Martin Brodeur.
I think someone needs to make a movie about Sean Avery. The guy is having some kind of a crazy life.
Thanks to isthishappening.com for the photo illustration.