Introducing Riebnak the Magnificent

ANNOUNCER: Riebnak The Magnificent, with his mystic and sometime borderline powers, will tell us the answers BEFORE he reads the questions!! I hold in my hand, the envelopes containing the questions. These envelopes have been hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar and stored at Funk & Wagnall's since NOON today! NO ONE, NOT EVENT THE GREAT RIEBNAK has seen them! Are you ready to play?
RIEBNAK THE MAGNIFICENT: Ready.
ANNOUNCER: Benedict XVI. "General Hospital." Kyle Farnsworth.
RIEBNAK THE MAGNIFICENT: Name a Pope, a soap and a dope.