Mayweather vs. The Big Show: A good boxer always beats a good wrestler

The Neutral Corner battles The Steel Cage over this boxer vs. wrestler debate.
So maybe you haven't heard yet, but Newsday now has a professional wrestling blog. A sad day for journalism indeed. But that's another matter. This becomes relevant over here in our corner because Floyd Mayweather will take on The Big Show in yet another "classic" boxing-wrestler match.
The last time I was this excited about pro rasslin' came when I was 23 years old and landed a job at The Ring magazine. The company also put out Pro Wrestling Illustrated and Bill Apter, the famed photographer, occupied the desk infront of me. Sitting next to Apter for five years I was able to meet Cactus Jack (before he was really famous), Sting and one of my all-time favorites, Mil Mascaras. And yes, he wore his mask to the office. I loved going to work every day. OK. So those years of my life were a bit dull, but that's another matter.
Let me get back on point, or to the point -- Floyd Mayweather will beat Big Show when they face each other at WrestleMania 24, Sunday, March 30, at the Florida Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Florida.
I'm sure my colleagues over at the Steel Cage blog will defend the honor of rasslin' and select the 7-foot Big Show to win. Let me tell you why they're wrong.
First, let's look at the tale of the tape.
Weight: Mayweather 159, The Big Show, 441
Height: Mayweather 5-8, The Big Show, 7-0
Reach: Mayweather 72 inches, The Big Show, 84
Biceps: Mayweather 16, The Big Show, 21
Fist: Mayweather 9, The Big Show, 15
Chest: Mayweather 42, The Big Show, 67
Wasit: Mayweather 32, The Big Show, 50
Shoe Size: Mayweather 9, The Big Show, 18 6E
A formidable matchup for Mayweather (wink). But as they say in boxing, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. In Mayweather's case, it's actually the speed of the dog. Watch this hysetical video below of Mayweather bustin' Big Show's nose at a wrestling event.
Did you see that? I'm actually starting to like Floyd. Back to the point. You can't hit what you can't catch. And with Mayweather scheduled to make upwards of $20-million fighting Oscar de La Hoya in the fall, Big Show will never catch him. He won't even come close.
But, as Mayweather said, it will be entertainment. Floyd doesn't have to try too hard to play the heel. So it oughta be fun. The last time I was this excited about pro rasslin' -- aside from my location to Apter's desk -- was when I was 12 years old and caught the athletic tape that Superstar Billy Graham ripped off his wrists and flung into the crowd at Nassau Coliseum.
I will gladly award that sweaty swath of tape to the first person who can tell me why a respectable news outlet like Newsday now has a wrestling blog? -- CASSIDY


