The Knicks Fix

alan, why do you have to hate on this lil jew boy? so he may have been kissing stephs ass for all these years, so what? just let it be. your always mentioning this on your blog, and i got to be honest... the more you keep saying it.... the more you sound jealous of their professional relationship.

Stephon Marbury - "Thanks for the coke! I needed that fix!"

K-Berg - "Uhh...I'm not Berman, I didn't sell you any cocaine!"

Alan Hahn: I'm jealous. First Berman, now Ken...where's the love?

Danid out Knick Fan,

Thats Ken Berger (from newsday) in the picture.
Not Berman. Although, he seems to be on the Berman track.

I would consider him to be Berman/Vescey Lite.
mixing equal parts novelist and journalist.

I'm in the best shape of my life, and my truck is parked just out back. Let's make this happen.

"is that a buyout in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

"stephon marbury introduces himself to the new intern"

by the way, look at k-berg... he's totally shocked that he's getting hugged and has no idea how to react!

K-Berg - "Is that a ticket to Italy in your pocket or are you just excited to still be on an NBA team?"

K-Berg - "Is that a ticket to Italy in your pocket or are you just excited to still be on an NBA team?"

Marbury: Ken, I love you despite what I know about you and despite what you think you know about me.

"Get In The Truck"

My truck is parked around back...

"Charmbury."

How about " Hug-a-bury hugs, but get's no love"

How about "Hug-a-bury hugs, but get's no love"

"Thanks, Ken! One more 'Please Waive Stephon' story and I'll get my wish."

Get in my belly!!!!

"Thanks, Ken! One more 'Please Waive Stephon' story and I'll get my wish."

Okay, here are three different captions...here it goes:

Caption 1: Steph: "Do you still see Donnie behind me? He can't approach me for a buy out in the middle of a hug. That's just plain rude"
Berger: "I would"

Caption 2. Steph: "They scared now!"

Berger: "Aren't we all"

Caption 3: Steph: "I'm in the best shape of my life! Feel these abs up close"

Three Captions:

1). Steph: "Is Donnie still behind me? He can't possibly approach me for a buy-out in the middle of a hug. That's just plain rude"

Berger: "I would"

2.)Steph: "They scared now!!"

Berger: " Aren't we all."

3: Steph: " I'm in the best shape of my life! Here, feel these rock-hard abs"

Berger: "Do I have a choice?"

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

"K-berg, I love you like my sister'"

The best part about all of this is within an hour of blasting Newsday and Alan, Vescey "broke" the story that Jamaal Tinsley has been traded to the Nuggets for "Chuckie" Atkins and "Stephen" Hunter. The Indy Star and Denver papers have said it's not true, with Hunter's agent, Mark Bartelstein, saying “I think there have been conversations because everybody knows the Nuggets are looking for a point guard and Indiana another big. But I don’t think anything is imminent or close.’’

And the best part? Vescey didn't even spell Chucky and Steven correctly in his original story.

As you all have mentioned above, Vescey is the one with the source problem. Vescey is the one who makes 20 predcitions before getting one right. Vescey is the one who is disrespected in the industry.

Keep up the great work Alan.