Bronx & Beans

Do what everyone else in MLB is doing! Light up Mike Timlin. Only here, your screen will fill up with photos from this weekend's series instead of your team's scoreboard filling up with hits and runs.

Runners on first and second with two outs, Yanks down 1 to Boston and A-Rod has 131 minutes to think about the at-bat.

Anyone want to guess what just happened?

Yep, A-Rod swung at three straight fastballs from Papelbon. Fouled off one of them, missed the other two. Strikeout. Yanks still trailing, 4-3.

If anyone needs to know how to waste 131 minutes of time, just email me. Apparently, I'm better than anyone when it comes to that.

Oh lord, LaTroy Hawkins is on the mound. Count today as a complete waste of time now! Put that NASCAR stuff back on, please!

- La Monica