There's very little to cheer about in Yankeeland right now, especially as Manny Ramirez steps into the batter's box here in the top of the first against Mike Mussina.
So, we're resigned to just wishing Goose Gossage a happy 57th birthday. Happy birthday, Goose!
Strangely, his mustache is only 30 years old.
P.S. Oh good, Mussina didn't serve up the first-ever home run to go into the new Yankee Stadium.