From the bar scene here at Jeremy's Ale House after two innings with the Yanks trailing 2-0:
- Why did the 6-7 Wakefield decide to pick today to make his knuckleball dance like Shakira?
- Why did A-Rod decide to boot that ball and allow two runs to score?
- We traded for Nady so he could hit that weak nubber? What kind of ball do they play in Pittsburgh?
- Why did it take so long for the bar to play some Bon Jovi?
Again, these are just early exaggerations. We're sure they'll et worse as the jack-splash-cokes get stronger.
Go Yanks!