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On to the contending teams. A lot of zany things are happening at the Sox/Rays game up in Boston. Things like:
-An ill brawl featuring James Shields swinging at Coco Crisp and a big pile involving Jonny Gomes, Aki Iwamura and Crisp.
-Jacoby Ellsbury hurting his wrist (doh!).
-Youkilis and Manny reportedly beefing in the dugout (sparking Internet fury on Sons Of Sam Horn).
You've got to hand it to these Rays, they are about to get swept, but they have spunk.
Meanwhile, Melky Cabrera just muffed a little league fly ball, and the Yanks are getting brutalized by Toronto. Ho, hum.
--Whittle