What if SNL hit record producer Bruce Dickinson was a Yankees fan? Well, it might go a little something like this:
"I gotta have Mike Timlin.""I got a fever and the only prescription is Mike Timlin."
"I could have used a little more Mike Timlin."
Once again, Terry Francona brought in Mike Timlin to pitch against the Yankees.
His line on Wednesday night: 1 inning, 3 hits, 4 runs, 2 walks, 1 strikeout.
His '08 totals: 4 games, 2.1 innings, 8 hits, 7 runs, 2 bombs, 2 walks, 2 strikeouts.
His '08 totals against Yanks: 3 games, 1.1 innings, 8 hits, 7 runs, 2 bombs, 2 walks, 1 strikeout.
"Easy guys, Mike Timlin puts his uniform pants on just like the rest of you, one leg at a time, except when he puts his uniform pants on, he gives up hits."
"I'm telling you, fellas, you're gonna want that Timlin on the mound."