I went to bed Sunday night believing the Yankees lost, 7-5, but knowing it was probably worse than that.
See, I have one simple rule in life: When Kyle Farnsworth enters the game, I turn off the television. It has made my life a much less stressful one. Apparently, I can look away at NASCAR crashes.
Turns out he only gave up one run on two hits in one inning, making his stint slightly more successful than that of Mike Timlin, Boston's answer to Farnsie.
As of 11:02 a.m. Monday, I still am in shock that no one has put Farnsie up for auction on eBay.
We here in Bronx & Beans are of the mindset that Yankee Stadium and all other AL ballparks (and those NL yards the Yanks will play in this season) should play Daddy Yankee's reggaeton hit "Gasolina" every time Farnsie enters the game. Why? Because Farnsie throws gas, he's expensive and everyone blows up when he comes in the game.
- La Monica