We may not be mayors, governors or other state-elected officials (aside from the sexual favors, the job is not what it's cracked up to be here in New York lately), but that won't prevent us from making bets.
The Bronx will step up to the plate right now and challenge the Beans to a bet on the first Yanks-Sox series of the season.
Here's the bet:
If the Yanks lose the series, Bronx La Monica and Bronx Fernandez will pose for a picture wearing Red Sox hats (provided by the Beans because I would never waste good money on such an offensive piece of fashion!) and post it in the blog for eternity.
If the Red Sox lose the series, Bean Dennehy and Bean Whittle will pose for a picture wearing Yankees hats and post it in the blog for eternity.
Will the Beans accept such a gutsy challenge here in the first month of the season? They've got until 6 p.m. EDT to accept or decline the invite.
Seriously, it would be Rich Gedman weak for the Beans not to accept, don'tcha think?
Man up, Beans!