With all of the chaos in Yankees camp threatening to make the Mets irrelevant this spring, and everyone in New York griping about it, finally we have some controversy over here in the PSL. In a stunning development, media relations czar Jay Horwitz attacked Carlos Beltran this morning, with the $119-million centerfielder barely managing to fend off the enraged PR guru as reporters looked on, aghast.
Apparently, Horwitz, angered by the Yankees' unprecedented run of 15 straight back pages, took matters in his own hands and decided to do something about it. Well done, Jay.
(Of course, I'm joking. But after seeing this photo from Newsday's own David L. Pokress, i couldn't resist. Sorry if I got anyone worked up.)