
So my train departed Union Station on time last night, 10 p.m., and all seemed well for about 15 minutes. Until the train started moving backwards, which is rarely a good sign.
Motor problems, we were told. We had to go back to Union Station and get it fixed. We sat at Union Station with the power off for about 20 minutes, then got going for five minutes _ then retreated once again to Union Station, as the fixed motor apparently wasn't all the way fixed.
It was a long, painful night. And yet, if forced to choose, I'd rather experience that again then listen to some of those grandstanding politicians in Congress. At least I could sleep through the train problems and not appear rude.
Nevertheless, yesterday's House Oversight and Government Reform committee produced enough moments of interest that I wound up writing three stories for Newsday - this one, this one and this one.
Our Jim Baumbach did a fine job yesterday, posting some real-time observations on the hearing. Now here are my day-after thoughts:
1. As expected, George Mitchell received the treatment of a returning king. Committee chairman Henry Waxman essentially apologized while asking Mitchell to take his oath prior to testifying, and Waxman kept urging Committee members to limit their time, because MItchell had a train to catch. What a joke.
It can't be repeated here enough: Mitchell is not a candidate for sainthood. He hasn't spent his time rebuilding New Orleans, or saving lives in Darfur. He is a businessman and a politician _ and yes, kudos for his work in Northern Ireland, but he gets demerits for constantly bringing it up.
He showed his true colors more than ever yesterday, refusing to veer from his script, not uttering a word of substance, referring time and again to his report rather than treat his questions with fresh thoughts. I develop less respect for Mitchell each time I see him. To paraphrase John Cleese from this episode of "Cheers," I've grown to hate him.
2. Now, all of this said, Bud Selig chose MItchell as his investigator largely because he knew Mitchell would play well to Congress. So even if we civilians rip Selig for selecting someone so conflicted, the Commish deserves credit for deftly playing the political game. Once Roger Clemens has his day in the spotlight, February 13, baseball should stay off of Capitol Hill for a while. That's a tribute to Selig and union head Don Fehr.
3. I loved that Congress kept making Selig and Fehr take accountability for their roles in the steroids era. You have to appreciate how both men steadfasly refused to do this for the longest time _ until Fehr cracked first, last month, the day Mitchell released his report. Now, they're both getting so conditioned to saying it, that a month from now, rather than answering their phones by saying, "Hello!" they'll be saying, "I was complicit in baseball's steroids scandal!"
4. Fehr was the star of the day, raising a number of salient points. How about the fact that human growth hormone is so readily available out there? And he explained, in great detail, why he couldn't possibly advise the players to meet with Mitchell. As Fehr said, Mitchell was the investigator, prosecutor, judge and jury rolled up into one, and there was no guarantee that a player wouldn't incriminate himself or others with his comments.
Congressman Mark Souder of Indiana called it "horriffic" that players largely refused to meet with Mitchell. I'd say it was closer to "heroic" than "horrific."
I have one quibble with Fehr, however: He shared an advertisement that he ripped out of Continental Airline's on-flight magazine _ on the trip down to D.C. Monday night, he said _ that read, "Choose life. Grow young with HGH." Why was Fehr flying Continental to D.C.? Everyone knows it's easier to take the Delta or US Airways shuttle from LaGuardia!
UPDATE::As you can see the Comments below, RMT alerted me that Continental flies from White Plains to Ronald Reagain Airport - and Fehr lives in Westchester. I had no clue, not being a Westchester guy. Thanks, RMT. Fehr is forgiven.
5. I know many of you feel that Congress has no business holding a hearing like this, and more often than not, I'm inclined to agree with you. But when you read about an issue like the therapeutic-use exemptions, you have to appreciate the juice that Capitol Hill can bring. Baseball felt compelled to give its information on this to Congressman John Tierney of Massachusetts. Now baseball will have to deal with this clear concern. Mitchell was right when he said the game needs a truly independent drug-testing arm.
6. Congressmen and -women are very busy, we know, but couldn't they and their staffs prepare a little more? It would be nice if everyone knew how to pronounce Selig's name, for starters. The ignorance of some Committee members was appalling. Edolphus Towns of New York scolded Fehr for the "code of silence" among not only the players, but the team trainers, too _ as if Fehr had anything to do with team trainers. And Mark Souder of Indiana suggested that if a player's statistics improve considerably, that should be probable cause to suspect illegal performance-enhancing drug usage. Good grief.
7. You'd have to think that Miguel Tejada's troubles are going to hurt new Astros GM Ed Wade's candidacy for 2008 Executive of the Year.
8. And finally, I'm with RMT here: Enough about SAVING THE CHILDREN!!! How about parents, teachers and coaches taking more responsibility when young athletes turn to illegal PEDs?