Weekend predictions, a self-promotion and a parity celebration
1. The resilient Mets, still very much in the playoff hunt, will manage to win one of three against the wobbly Phillies _ a moral victory of sorts, given how awful the Mets' roster is right now.
Of course, the weekend will not be empty of low points, none more so than on Saturday morning. When Jerry Manuel orders the entire team to visit the Philadelphia Museum of Art together, Fernando Martinez will trip while walking up the famous steps and execute another face plant. Johan Santana, meanwhile, will pick up a quarter that Alex Cora overthrew in the Museum Restaurant, but when Santana attempts to toss the quarter to David Wright, he'll put too much on it and hurl it all the way into the Delaware River.
John Franco will say, "Watching them almost every day, there's no leadership there. Nobody wants to step forward and be a leader. Something is missing and it's hard to put your finger on it. I mean, how could no one step up and say, 'Art is for dweebs, let's see the Liberty Bell'?"
2. The Yankees will continue to stomp through a soft spot in their schedule, taking three of four from the Blue Jays at the Stadium. Alex Rodriguez will continue his strong play, hitting two homers and driving in seven runs for the weekend while playing improved defense.
"The Philippon Rules make all the difference," A-Rod will say. "It's essential that we follow the Rules by the letter of the law. For instance, the Rules state that, after every game, Derek Jeter must make sure there's toothpaste ready to go on my toothbrush.
Mariano Rivera, meanwhile, will pick up two saves and three RBI for the weekend.
3. Manny Ramirez will return from his suspension tonight in San Diego and have a quiet weekend, going 2-for-11 with a double and one RBI as the Dodgers take two of three from the Padres.
Nevertheless, Manny will make his presence felt when he engages a swarm of bees in conversation, offers his reasoning for the suspension and, having won the bees' support, convinces them to leave the ballpark for the Zoo.
Billy Crystal, on site to support his pal Joe Torre, will crack, "Looks like another example of Manny Beeing Manny. Hey, have you heard the one about me being the Yankees' DH - Designated Hebrew? Wakka Wakka!
5. Check out the standings this morning. You have the Dodgers running away with the NL West, but in the other five divisions, you have a total of 18 teams within 3 1/2 games of first place.
When you look at the wild-card standings, you see another four teams right in the middle of it _ Tampa Bay and Toronto in the AL, and San Francisco (the leader) and Colorado in the NL.
That's 22 teams very much alive, and only eight teams _ Baltimore, Kansas City, Cleveland, Oakland, Washington, Pittsburgh, San Diego and Arizona _ completely out of it. Four of those clubs _ Cleveland, Oakland, San Diego and Arizona _ have been in the playoffs since 2006.
We know that the other four have been grossly mismanaged for a long time, although you could argue that Baltimore and Pittsburgh, and maybe even Kansas City and Washington (maybe not, though), are headed in the right direction.
The game appears to be in pretty good shape, even with the Rangers reportedly receiving help from Major League Baseball.
Bud Selig and Don Fehr are both very flawed. But they both deserve credit for getting things to where they are, which is not bad at all in this economy.
I'm just sayin'.

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