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January 30, 2007

Media Day madness, Volume III

By Mark La Monica

It's Super Bowl week. It's Tuesday of Super Bowl week. It's time to let the idiocy roam the Earth for a few hours!

This is the one day of the year where there is such a thing as a stupid question. In fact, there are many of them to be asked of NFL players in Miami today.

The NFL opens the floodgates on Media Day and lets anyone with a pulse and the cognitive ability to fill out a credential request walk on the gridiron and ask questions -- some intelligent, some relevant, some unintelligent yet relevant, some just plain dumb.

In keeping with a Keyboard Quarterbacks tradition started all the way back at Super Bowl XXXIX, we're going to focus on the dumb questions.

If we were in Miami for Super Bowl Media Day -- and looking for our 15 minutes -- here are some questions we'd ask, beginning with the Chicago Bears:

To defensive lineman Tank Johnson:
"Tank, are you strapped right now?"

Follow-up to a "No" response:
"If you're not packing now, will you plan on purchasing a gun while down here in Miami?"

Follow-up to a "Yes" response:
"Um, never mind."

To middle linebacker Brian Urlacher:
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, no one gave you and 15-3 Bears any credit this season. Whatever. On to more pressing matters. If a record producer got involved and made the remix to the 'Super Bowl Shuffle,' do you honestly think you could out-rap 'Samurai' Mike Singletary?"

To kickoff/punt returner Devin Hester:
"Your alma mater, the Miami Hurriccanes, against Hurricane Ditka. Who wins?"

To quarterback Rex Grossman:
"According to your bio on the team's Web site, you majored in travel and tourism at the University of Florida. Are you friggin' kidding me? No wonder everyone thinks you're the worst quarterback in Super Bowl history. Even Trent Dilfer and Jeff Hostetler make fun of you."

To running back Thomas Jones:
"Is running the ball like making romance?"

To head coach Lovie Smith:
"You're great friends with Herm Edwards and Tony Dungy. Tell the truth: Who has the better mustache?"

To defensive back Ricky Manning Jr.:
"Any truth to the rumor that Archie Manning is trying to acquire you for the family tree in exchange for Eli?"

To defensive back Danieal Manning:
"Any truth to the rumor that Archie Manning is trying to acquire you for the family tree in exchange for Eli?

And now for the Indianapolis Colts.

To quarterback Peyton Manning:
"You can win Super Bowl XLI but then the Colts must trade you to San Diego, the franchise your brother Eli refused to play for if drafted. Deal or no deal?"

To wide receiver Marvin Harrison:
"You should win the NFL lifetime achievement award for outstanding mustache. I'm just sayin."

To defensive end Dwight Freeney:
"You can answer this one honesty, Dwight. I promise not to tell anyone. Precisely how awful was former Syracuse head coach Paul Pasqualoni when you played there?"

To safety Bob Sanders:
"Is it true that Fathead declined to make a Bob Sanders fathead for fans' walls because you're only 5-foot-8 and would only reach the ceiling in attics and dollhouses?"

To head coach Tony Dungy:
"Did you give Herm Edwards one of your complimentary tickets to the game or did you make Lovie Smith give him one?"

To placekicker Adam Vinatieri:
"We're still furious with you over the Tuck Rule game and your 389-yard field goal through an avalanche. There's no specific question here. Just wanted to explain to you our level of furor and its lack of dissipation over the past five years."

To defensive tackle Dan Klecko:
"Growing up, how many times did your dad, Joe, make you watch his scenes in the 1981 classic film 'Cannonball Run?'"

To backup quarterback Jim Sorgi:
"Do you ever fantasize that you'll have a Jon Moxon moment from 'Varsity Blues' where Peyton goes down and you go in and lead the team to glory? Or, would you rather just collect a check for getting dressed each week?"

Previous Media Day Fun
Super Bowl XL: Pittsburgh vs. Seattle
Super Bowl XXXIX: Patriots vs. Eagles

January 29, 2007

A 'Blaze' of glory

By Karen Bailis

With all the attention given to the Knicks’ Jamal Crawford’s 52 points against the Miami Heat and his addition to the elite 50-point club with members no less stellar than Bernard King and Willis Reed, let’s not forget Madison Square Garden history.

Before nifty 50s by Crawford, King, Allan Houston and Patrick Ewing, there was Carol Blazejowski. As a record-breaking collegian at Montclair State, “Blaze” scored 52 points at the Garden against Queens College on March 6, 1977, in the first women’s college double-header at the hallowed hall. It still stands as a single-game record – for women and men. Her 52 was scored before the three-pointer was a part of the game.

Blazejowski, now the Liberty’s senior VP and GM, finished her trailblazing college career in 1978, with 3,199 points and the first Wade Trophy, which goes to the best woman college player. She was inducted into the Naismith Hall of Fame in 1994.

It would be nice to see her record commemorated in the Garden rafters, much like Red Holzman’s 613 wins. Hoist up the banner when Blaze’s Liberty take the floor, or on the rare occasion when women’s college teams play there.

January 23, 2007

Duke gets a 'D' in win


By Karen Bailis

Maybe it was the sight of Tennessee men’s coach Bruce Pearl, shirtless, chest painted orange with a white “V” on his torso as part of the student section’s “GO VOLS.” That’s enough to throw anyone off their game.

More likely, it was the Duke defense and its not-so-secret offensive weapon of three-point dead-eye Abby Waner. She was shooting 6-for-9 from Beale Street and finished with a game-high 24 in No. 1 Duke’s 74-70 win over No. 4 Tennessee.

That one-two punch is what powered Duke to a 19-0 run in the first six minutes against Tennessee in Thompson-Boling Arena, where Tennessee had lost only 16 games since 1987. Duke is now 20-0, tying its best start, and ending an 11-game Tennessee winning streak.

There was no Rocky Top. The crowd of 21,118 remained standing until Tennessee’s first score, nearly a full six minutes into the game.

It was all defense.

“Defense wins championships.”

It’s a mantra repeated by Tennessee coaching legend Pat Summitt through her 930 wins in 33 seasons at Tennessee. And her Tennessee teams have long been known for their defense. This one displayed its own flashes of stellar defense as the Vols made a run from 21 points down to tie the game at 48 with 10:48 left. That was as close as they’d get in the first game this season that they never led.

Duke’s traps were stiflingly brilliant in the first half. It took superstar Candace Parker nearly 10 minutes to get her offense started against the country’s No. 1 defense. She found herself shadowed by Carrem Gay and the 6-7 Alison Bales. It was up to Alexis Hornbuckle to keep Tennessee in the game. She finished with a career-high-tying 19 points along with nine rebounds.

Waner and Lindsey Harding had no trouble on offense. Waner finished the first half with 21, while Harding came alive in the second, tallying 14 of her 21 points, and she finished with seven assists.

But it was the defense that was on display. Coach Gail Goestenkors’ squad managed to deny Tennessee and fleet-footed point guard Shannon Bobbitt any fast-break opportunities and contained Parker, which few teams have been able to claim. Containing her meant 22 points, 10 rebounds and six blocks. But after she’d gone off for 30 against Connecticut, keeping her just two above her average is success.

Tennessee got itself back in the game with offensive rebounds and well-timed three-pointers by Hornbuckle and Sidney Spencer and a supporting cast that hit eight in the second half.

But a team that shot 46 percent from behind the arc hit only 47 percent from the free-throw line. And that proved costly. Duke went 14-for-15 from the line, Tennessee 8-for-17. Parker, whose game appears otherwise flawless, was 1-for-7 from the line.

It must have had Summitt seeing red.

And Pearl’s orange chest? He was making good on an on-air promise to Summitt. She made no such promise to reciprocate.

Waner said she would take up the idea with Duke men’s coach Mike Krzyzewski.

“It’s great that the support is here,” Waner said. “We get that from our men’s program too. I’m sure the team appreciated it. It shows a lot about the respect women’s basketball is getting.”

Off the DL, back on the bench

By Karen Bailis

How's this for toughness: NC State coach Kay Yow will return to the sidelines after a two-month leave for cancer treatment.

Yow, 64, is being treated for a recurrence of cancer that she was first diagnosed with in 1987. It first recurred during the 2004-05 season. She's been undergoing chemo and targeted biologic therapies. She'll be sporting a wig when she returns for her first coaching stint since November on Thursday against ACC rival Virginia. The Cavaliers are coached by Debbie Ryan, also a cancer survivor.

Her oncologist says the cancer is still present and that the treatments are "life-extending," not a cure.

The Wolfpack is 13-7, being led through the past 16 games by longtime assistant Stephanie Glance. Yow, in her 32nd season as head coach at NC State, has a record of 696-321 in 36 seasons overall. She was inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame in 2001.

Yow said she views her return to coaching as part of her therapy, but she might have to limit her energy output during practices and games. Does that mean no arguing with the refs or taking it easy on her point guard? Doubtful. Despite a weakened immune system and low energy, Yow likely will continue fighting. Cancer -- and Virginia -- look out.

January 21, 2007

A letter to the Colts

Dear Peyton Manning and Marlon Jackson,

On behalf of every Jets fan and all Americans outside of New England, thank you!

Best,
The Hatriot

P.S. Eat it, Belichick!

The sixth best sports day of the year

By Mark La Monica

Road trips are cool.

You and your people piled into the car and headed somewhere. It never really mattered where you were headed, at least not in retrospect.

Looking back, what we remember is the journey we took to get there. Those are the stories we tell now, years after the fact. And when outsiders hear the stories and ask where you were going, you never seem to be able that question. That's OK. It's the journey that mattered.

That's what NFL Conference Championship Sunday is.

After four-plus months of football, we're finally at the most important and decisive weekend. Four teams, two games. The winners earn a trip to the most glorified sporting event in America, the Super Bowl. But it's the journey that we all enjoy.

It's the 20th Sunday of the season and the sixth best sports day of the year.

The Super Bowl has its place on this list (which should be pretty easy to figure out by now) but it's not as good as Conference Championship Weekend. Roughly seven hours of intense football is much better than seven hours of lame pre-game hype, don't you think? Why watch people talking when you can watch people playing?

In "National Lampoon's Vacation," Chevy Chase drives his family across the country to visit Wally World amusement park. When they arrive in the parking lot, Chase's character Clark Griswold races his son, Rusty (played by Anthony Michael Hall), across the lot. That's Conference Championship Weekend. When they arrive at the entrance, the park is closed. Very often, that's the Super Bowl.

It never matters who's actually playing in these games, although this season we have some intriguing storylines. Peyton vs. Brady. The Bears vs. America. Doesn't matter. Football fans will watch both games. Most Sundays, we find the time to watch our favorite team on television and then maybe parts of the other games.

Not this Sunday.

This is the day -- really, the final football weekend of the season for the hardcore fan -- where you make sure to run all your errands on Saturday and put off that memo to the boss until Monday morning. Being among the first to know who will play in the Super Bowl is just as important as paying your bills on time and making sure the car has enough anti-freeze in it for the impending winter weather.

There's a comfort level we have in watching these games. Having a base knowledge of the teams leading up to the Super Bowl helps us decide how to watch the big game, who to root for and how to strategically pick boxes in the office pool with randomly assigned numbers.

It's like buying stock. Wise investors don't throw darts at a board. They study. They learn. They get inside information.

Missing the Super Bowl is not the worst thing in the world for a sports fan. Missing Conference Championship Weekend is.

The Best Sports Days of the Year
1. Opening Day for baseball
2. The start of March Madness
3. Pitchers and catchers report
4. NFL Sunday Week 1
5. Selection Sunday
6. NFL Conference Championship Sunday
7. NFL Draft
8. Super Bowl Sunday
9. Sunday at The Masters
10. Kentucky Derby*

Honorable Mention
FIrst televised baseball game for your team
Bowl games on New Year's Day

January 18, 2007

Time for Peyton to Mann up

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By Adam Abramson

The all-too-familiar stage has been set: Colts-Patriots. Peyton Manning-Tom Brady. Playoffs.

Let's face it: Peyton Manning cannot lose on Sunday. If he does, Tom Brady officially owns him.

Some things I could see happening if the Patriots beat the Colts on Sunday:

1. Peyton Manning will retire from the NFL and invest all of his earnings to invent a time machine. His goal will be to travel back to Sept. 30, 2001, the day when a relatively unknown Tom Brady beat him 44-13. Once there, I am convinced he would Tonya Harding on Brady's knees.

2. Tom Brady's new alleged girlfriend, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, will call Peyton Manning ugly and less of a man than Brady and proceed to make out with No. 12 in the locker room, cameras present.

3. MasterCard will revamp its advertising campaign with Peyton Manning. All commercials will feature Tom Brady doing every day tasks, such as getting his loaf of bread signed….by stock boy Peyton Manning.

4. Speaking of advertising, the producers of Sprint's commercials will force Manning to dress up as a Colts fan talking about how much Peyton Manning sucks against Tom Brady. If he doesn't do it, they'll give the deal to Eli.

5. Archie Manning will move to Tahiti and never speak to his two NFL sons again.

6. ESPN's Chris Berman and all of the producers from Sunday NFL Countdown will finally admit what we all know: They have a huge man crush on Tom Brady.

7. Marvin Harrison will speak while shaving what he's trying to pass off as a mustache.

8. Peyton Manning will say in the post-game press conference: "Hey, at least I'm not the Manning that quarterbacks for the Giants."

9. Two words: Ray Finkel.

10. Mike Vanderjagt won't bother making an NFL return. Instead, he'll become an analyst and every weekend call Manning an idiot quarterback who is liquored up all of the time.

The bottom line is this: It's time for Manning to overcome everyone seeing him stuck in mediocrity. This aura of being second best has been with him since his days at Tennessee. He finished with an amazing 26-4 SEC record as Tennessee's quarterback, but he was 0-3 against the Gators.

One of the all-time smack talkers, Steve Spurrier, even said it when he was coach at Florida: "I know why Peyton returned for his senior year, he wanted to be a three-time Citrus Bowl MVP."

If Manning does goes on to win this game, he's out of the doghouse for a while. Even if the Colts win this weekend and lose in the Super Bowl he can still say he beat Tom Brady and won't have to wait behind the restaurant for Brady to throw him his apron.

And all above situations will be avoided (although I would like to see Harrison shave that 'stache).

Buzzer-beater? Nope


By Karen Bailis

From the life isn’t fair file:

South Dakota State’s Maria Boever made a layup with no time on the clock to give her team a 59-58 win over Minnesota on Sunday. After officials watched a replay of the shot, they changed their ruling to say it didn’t count. But when South Dakota State coach Aaron Johnston protested, the officials re-reviewed the video and counted the basket. State was declared the winner.

Turns out, according to the Women’s Basketball Officiated Consortium, the officials blew it. The score shouldn’t have counted, the panel ruled, because a) the coach shouldn’t have swayed the refs’ decision b) the officials misapplied an NCAA rule that says a field goal attempt must be released before the reading of 00.0 on the game clock. The officials based their decision on the view that the ball had left Boever’s hand before the red LED lights on the backboard flashed on.

Wrong.

So Minnesota should have won. Problem is, the consortium’s ruling isn’t binding. It disciplined the officials, but it can’t reverse the game result after the officials have left the floor.

“Life isn’t fair but this situation is what it is,” Minnesota coach Pam Borton told The Associated Press Wednesday. “We have moved on and have focused all of our energy on our next game. We have an important game at Illinois to prepare for.”

January 16, 2007

Latta heart

By Karen Bailis

At 5-6, North Carolina's Ivory Latta often is the smallest player on the court, but she almost always has the biggest heart. She proved it again Monday against a resilient Connecticut, when she hit a three from the top of the arc to put her No. 2 Tar Heels up for good, 79-76, with 1:02 left.

Latta, her team's leading scorer this season, had been having an awful game. The excitable point guard had eight turnovers, only one assist, and before she hit the shot she was 3-for-12. Seconds earlier she'd thrown the ball away. But with the game and an undefeated season on the line against No. 6 Connecticut, who'd battled back from 15 points down, Latta grabbed the ball and let loose.

"I caught it and shot it," Latta said. "I wasn't thinking. I just shot it."

She also made two foul shots in the final minutes to seal the deal. She finished with 14 points, scoring 12 in the second half. The Tar Heels, who committed 26 turnovers, held on to win, 82-76. They remain one of two undefeated Division I women's teams. Archrival Duke is the other.

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Jamaica, Queens, and Christ the King product Tina Charles was a big part of Connecticut's near comeback. In foul trouble for most of the game and limited to 13 minutes, the freshman scored all nine of her points in the second half during a 17-4 Connecticut run.

January 15, 2007

Straight whining

By Mark La Monica

Feel free to post pictures of cheese in the comments section here because this is some serious whining coming up. Maybe not as bad as LaDainian Tomlinson after the game, but close.

Fourth-and-friggin-5, down eight points with 6:25 left.

Tom Brady throws an interception, promptly fumbled away by intercepter Marlin McCree and recovered by, of course, the Patriots!

(Turn on Joe Benigno voice now.)

You just knew that when Brady threw that interception, the Patriots were going to still win the game.

(Turn off Joe Benigno voice now.)

(Turn on Tom Jackson voice now.)

Hey, McCree, it's fourth down. KNOCK IT DOWN!

(Turn off Tom Jackson voice now.)

If you needed more reason to hate on the Patriots for always managing to pull something out of their patoots to win, here it is.

Some call it "finding a way to win." I call it "pure bullschtein."

This is really just me whining about how the Patriots win every playoff game ever and I realize this. However, can someone please show me the schematic for the "throw an interception, then strip the defender" play in Belichick's playbook? I'm sure he probably has one.

January 13, 2007

Fear the turtle? Not Duke


By Karen Bailis

There will be a new No. 1 with the next AP poll. And it most likely will be current No. 3 Duke, who demolished No. 1 Maryland on Saturday, 81-62, to end the reigning NCAA champ Terps’ 24-game win streak.

This much-hyped matchup had the makings to unseat Tennessee-UConn as the marquee rivalry in women’s basketball. The ACC powers – one a longtime staple, the other a newcomer to the bigtime – created the best NCAA final in history. It was an overtime thriller that saw Maryland, without a senior on the squad, overcome a 13-point deficit to win, 78-75. It was looking like déjà vu when Maryland, down since the midpoint of the first half, came out firing in the second. But the Terps couldn’t overcome the one-two punch of Duke seniors Lindsey Harding and Alison Bales.

Point guard Harding had fouled out in the title game and was on the bench through the OT. And the 6-7 Bales had been the defender on 5-7 ice queen Kristi Toliver when the freshman made the three-pointer that forced overtime. Harding and Bales played Saturday like they had something to prove. Harding finished with a career-high 28 points. The 5-8 speedster was everywhere, leading the fastbreak, even grabbing eight rebounds. Bales was a monster in the center, with 18 points, 12 rebounds and seven blocks. She leads the nation in blocks, with 87.

“They came out with the attack mind-set,” Duke coach Gail Goestenkors said after the game.

“[Harding] played like a champion,” Goestenkors said. “She set the tone for us on both ends of the floor.”

And then there was the Duke defense. It’s No. 1 in the nation, but Maryland’s offense is No. 2, averaging 90 points a game. Maryland came in with six players averaging in double figures, leading the nation with a 53.8 scoring percentage and their top scorer, Crystal Langhorne, leading the nation with 76 percent shooting. Duke bedeviled Maryland, which shot only 37.8 percent for the game. Langhorne, though quicker than Bales, was held to 14 points – which led Maryland. Only one other Terp, Christ the King’s Shay Doron, hit double figures, with 11. Bales kept Maryland’s potent posts from going inside, and the Terps were cold from the perimeter, going 3-for-18 from the three-point line. The sharp-shooting Toliver was 0-5 from three and finishing with eight.

Duke turned defense into offense, scoring 28 points in transition to Maryland’s 10.

This was the first real test of the season for still-young Maryland (Doron is the only senior starter), only the second ranked opponent they’ve faced. Duke (18-0) has won all six contests against ranked opponents. With Maryland’s loss, the only other undefeated Division I team is ACC rival No. 2 North Carolina. The Tar Heels (19-0), who also made last year’s Final Four, take on No. 7 Connecticut Monday in North Carolina. The outcome will have no bearing on this week’s Top 25, which comes out the same day, so it’s likely that Duke, which has had the tougher schedule, will vault to No. 1.
Maryland could remain in the top five, and the numbers could shuffle again in a couple of weeks, when Maryland takes on UNC in College Park on Jan. 28. UNC and Duke meet in Chapel Hill on Feb. 8 and again at Duke on the 25th. Maryland and Duke face off again Feb. 18 at the Comcast Center. Like Saturday’s game, at Cameron Indoor Stadium with the Cameron Crazies in full force, all of these games are sold out.

Clearly, the ACC is no joke. In fact, Maryland coach Brenda Frese gave props to her conference rival in her co-authored book’s Chapter 7, “We Should Thank Duke.” It’s been Duke, under Coach G for the past 14 years, that has established itself as the measuring stick in the ACC, and it’s made the conference stronger. Though UNC was the first ACC team to win a national title, in 1994, Duke is the team that’s carried the banner deep into the NCAA tournament since 1999, its first title game.

While this win might be a little sweet revenge for Duke, it’s January, not March or April. No way this win makes up for the loss to Maryland in the title game.

Frese is probably breaking down Saturday’s game tape right now, looking to use the Duke game as a teaching moment for her young team. We’ll see on Feb. 18 – and in the first weekend in April -- what lessons were learned.

January 9, 2007

Sometimes it's too late to change

By Adam Abramson

The Giants went Tiki Barber on everyone in their final game of the season.

Jeremy Shockey was playing cheerleader on the sidelines. You didn’t see a special teamer elevate four inches for a jump shot after a kickoff return tackle. Plaxico Burress didn’t piss anyone off.

Outside of the incident with Jon Runyan and Barry Cofield (which should have cost the Eagles and not been offsetting), the Giants had a new attitude on Sunday in Philadelphia.

But, it was too late to make nice.

This season was a Big Blue disaster when you consider the potential the Giants had after a 6-2 start.

Don’t call me crazy, Tom Coughlin knows what I’m talking about: “I know that we're in a mood and we've been that way most of the year, where it's all negative. But it isn't all negative.”

And he’s right. It’s not all negative when you have Tiki Barber on your team. I don’t know if there’s a better ambassador for the NFL, but now that’s gone.

So was New York’s positive attitude against Philly desperation? Did they finally realize the bad boy persona is so 1992? Perhaps it’s a new year’s resolution.

I am akin to think it’s the former, but who knows. What I do know is that except for the Chicago Bears and the mighty Rex Grossman, there aren’t many teams that DON’T go as its quarterback goes. And while it looked like every Giant had turned a new leaf on Sunday, Eli Manning looked like…well…Eli Manning.

You know what I’m talking about, the Eli Manning face. I didn’t invent this phenomenon. A lot of teams have a guy that has the face. There’s the Isiah Thomas face (Isiah knows how to smile, unlike Eli), Frank Beamer face (which I’m all too familiar with), Steve Spurrier face (which just screams “disappointed dad” when you screw up), George Steinbrenner face (One of these days fire will shoot from his eyes, killing Melky Cabrera), etc.

I give major props to Shockey for channeling his energy in such a positive manner on Sunday. I thought it was pretty refreshing. However, the part that stood out to me most (besides the helmet flying off and him taking on four Eagles to get a first down with one ankle) was when he came to the sideline and talked to his field general. The camera shows him going over something with Eli, but you can tell he’s being extremely positive about it. What does he get back in return? The Eli Manning face, of course. And it was a half-Eli Manning face, he pretty much just walked away.

I even saw Plaxico doing the right thing on the sidelines (again, read: Didn't piss anyone off).

Either way, it’s over for now. But if the Giants can take anything from this year it’s that the jump shot, finger pointing, Eli Manning face and all the other circus acts need to go.

And if Tiki can leave anything behind, that positive attitude would be a good start.

Liberty take McCarville in dispersal draft

By Karen Bailis

The New York Liberty lucked out Monday when the Minnesota Lynx inexplicably passed on the opportunity to take former University of Minnesota star Janel McCarville in the WNBA dispersal draft.

The 6-2 McCarville’s numbers with the Charlotte Sting, which folded last week, weren’t stellar. Last season, she averaged only 14 minutes per game, 4.5 points and 3.5 rebounds. But her two pro seasons were marred by injuries. She’s playing overseas now, having recovered from back injuries, and is posting numbers reminiscent of her Kodak All-American college career: 14.2 ppg, 11.3 rpg, 4.3 apg and 3.7 spg.

The Liberty, which had a subpar 11-23 season last year, needs a hard-nosed player with her size (220 lbs.) and post skills. However, after taking veteran All-Star forward Tangela Smith in the draft, the Lynx might still try to acquire the popular McCarville in hopes of adding some punch to its disappointing play and attendance.

McCarville was part of the inside-outside tandem with flashy point guard Lindsay Whalen that took the Golden Gophers to the Final Four in 2004 and was the No. 1 draft pick in 2005. The Lynx might be willing to deal to get her, but it’d be wishful thinking to dream they’d give up last year’s No. 1 pick, Seimone Augustus. And, really, she’s the only player worth acquiring. The 2005 Naismith Player of the Year and 2006 WNBA Rookie of the Year averaged 21.9 ppg, No. 2 in the league, and ranked in the top 10 in the league in nine other categories. No one else on the Lynx averaged in double figures last year.

Could there be a multi-team deal in the works? Problem is, Liberty GM Carol Blazejowski has not proven herself to be an aggressive drafter or trader. Draft day is April 4, and the season opens May 19.

Dispersal draft:

1. Monique Currie, Chicago Sky
2. Tangela Smith, Minnesota Lynx
3. Janel McCarville, New York Liberty
4. Helen Darling, San Antonio Silver Stars
5. Kelly Mazzante, Phoenix Mercury
6. Teana Miller, Washington Mystics
7. Tye’sha Fluker, Seattle Storm
8. Yelena Leuchanka, Houston Comets
9. Sheri Sam, Indiana Fever
10. LaToya Bond, Sacramento Monarchs
11. Ayana Walker, Los Angeles Sparks
(Detroit and Connecticut passed. Center Tammy Sutton-Brown and forward Allison Feaster are unrestricted free agents and weren’t included in the draft. They can sign with any team when the free-agency period begins Jan. 15.)

January 8, 2007

10 reasons to feel queazy after watching the Giants

Many of you may remember my cheery post-game commentary on last year's 23-0 loss to Carolina.

Well this year I'm singing a much different tune. Even though the Giants ostensibly played better -- that is to say they kept the score close -- there are few bright spots to point out this time around.

Instead of focusing on the positive (we'll leave that to our ol' buddy Tom Coughlin, who already told his team he truly believes they are better than the Eagles -- and really, kids, isn't that all that matters?), we'll highlight some of the reasons to worry as the offseason begins.

1. Coughlin might be back. Ugh.

2. Tiki Barber won't be back. Double ugh.

3. Eli Manning was awful down the stretch (again) and did not impose his will on yesterday's playoff game (again). He was outplayed by 36-year-old backup quarterback Jeff Garcia. But he did a good job in one aspect: He finally settled the Eli vs. Big Ben vs. Philip Rivers debate. Too late to get those draft picks back?

4. Ernie Accorsi is leaving. You can rip him all you want for the Manning trade, but the man had a psychological block after what happened to him in Baltimore with John Elway. I'll begrudingly give him a pass on that. I'll also give him a pass on Plaxico (don't throw me anything but a touchdown) Burress and Lavar (won't play more that 5 games next year) Arrington. Those signings had the earmarks of Accorsi wanting to put together a championship team so he could ride off into the sunset with a Lombardi trophy in his saddlebag. I can't really blame him for that. At the end of the day, the Giants were a pretty good team with him in charge. They never got an L.T.-type performer or a Phil-Simms like quarterback, but they didn't flounder and flop every year the way so many other teams have during the past 10 years. His leaving cannot be a good thing.

5. Michael Strahan is a year older. He will be 36 next fall. The Giants have already proven they cannot get a pass rush without him in the lineup. So what happens when his talent starts to fade and all the injuries catch up to him?

6. Next year means more Jeremy Shockey, more Burress, more Manning, more Arrington, more Strahan, and possibly, more Coughlin. Another way to say it would be: Next year means more in-fighting, more false starts, more inconsistency, more players who've never won a damn thing in their lives shooting their mouths off, more media circuses and more excuses. Did I miss anything?

7. Tom Coughlin does not seem to trust Brandon Jacobs. Which is sort of a problem, since Jacobs is his only option at starting tailback next year. Jacobs has shown a propensity for ill-timed fumbles, but didn't Tiki, too? Surely his problems with carrying the ball could be fixed. And the way he runs, he could be a Rodney Hampton in the making. Or he could be another Ron Dayne. I don't know -- all three wear No. 27. You decide.

8. The Giants are a stupid football team. I cannot recall, even in their worst seasons, a team that more consistently hurt itself by taking bad penalties. False starts, holding, personal fouls -- you name it, they've done it -- and usually at exactly the wrong time. Unless there is a coaching change, it's hard to imagine the Giants suddenly remembering how to play disciplined football.

9. Did I mention Tiki Barber is gone?

10. Jeff Feagles may retire. Along with Barber, he was one of only two consistent Giants this year.

Ok, now it's your turn: What did I miss? Am I being too hard on Big Blue?
Send me your thoughts.

Fastbreak toward parity

By Karen Bailis

Who says there’s no parity in women’s college basketball?

On Sunday, at least four contests proved that more women’s teams are evenly matched. In all four, unranked teams beat ranked ones, with a margin of no more than 10 points.

In the closest game, No. 25 New Mexico fell to Utah, 49-48. The loss snapped the Lobos’ (10-5) 35-game
home winning streak in Mountain West Conference games that dated back to 2002. The Utes (9-6) came back from a 14-point, first-half deficit. Jessica Perry scored the winning basket with 1:34 left.

Look for Texas to replace New Mexico in today’s new AP poll, as Texas (10-4), which started the season ranked No. 25, upset No. 10 Purdue (14-3) on Sunday. Texas coach Jody Conradt, second on the all-time collegiate basketball wins list, has been frustrated this season by blowout losses to No. 3 Duke and No. 4 Tennessee. It was her team’s first win this season against a ranked opponent. Star forward Tiffany Jackson scored 20 points, including 6-for-8 from the foul line, to power her team. Purdue, under new coach Sharon Versyp, beat No. 9 Baylor convincingly earlier this season but lost to a struggling Notre Dame.

Purdue also has beaten Mississippi State (10-5), which knocked down No. 20 Arkansas (15-3) on Sunday, 81-73, after trailing by 10 in the second half. The Bulldogs are no strangers to tough competition, playing with Arkansas in the stacked Southeastern Conference. The SEC boasts five teams ranked in the top 25. Mississippi State, dominated by freshmen and sophomores, went on a 13-3 run that tied the game at 47 with 13:47 left. Their 45 rebounds to Arkansas’ 32 made a difference, along with sophomore Marneshia Richard’s 23 points and four steals. It was MSU’s first win over Arkansas since 2004.

Also in the SEC, Mississippi (13-4) downed No. 11 Vanderbilt (14-2), 76-66. Mississippi used a balanced attack and had five players in double figures. Armintie Price led them all with 21 points and three steals for a career total of 336, breaking the school record 333 held by her coach, Carol Ross. Mississippi as a team had nine steals and outboarded Vandy, 47-27. It was Ole Miss’ first win against a ranked opponent in three tries this season.

It’s no surprise that two of these games were SEC matchups. Most of the teams from that powerhouse conference could pull an “upset” of a ranked opponent at any time. They learn a lot from playing the best on a regular basis. The Big 10 Conference’s highest ranking is Purdue’s No. 10, which is sure to fall, but Ohio State’s No. 7 could rise after its Saturday win against Kentucky and Michigan State likely will fall from No. 19 after the thumping it took from No. 1 Maryland. Texas’ Big 12 Conference provides stiff competition too, with No. 8 Oklahoma and No. 9 and 2004 National Champions Baylor.

January 7, 2007

Like March in January: Tennessee dunks UConn

By Karen Bailis

It doesn’t get better than this. A knock-down, drag-out between No. 4 Tennessee and No. 5 UConn, the Yankees-vs.-Red Sox of women’s basketball, on national network TV. A dunk by player of the year candidate Candace Parker in front of a sold-out Hartford Civic Center. And a 70-64 Tennessee win powered by Parker’s 30 points, 12 rebounds and six blocks. That after Connecticut mounted a comeback after being down by as many as 18 points in the second half.

The classic matchup was the cherry on top of a triple-header of women’s college basketball on CBS that started at noon with a 53-51 nail-biter with No. 7 Ohio State victorious over never-say-die, unranked-for-now Kentucky. The second game wasn’t much of a contest – No. 1 Maryland defeated No. 19 Michigan State, 97-57 – but the exciting aspect was seeing the defending national champions’ balanced attack has only improved with the addition of transfer Sa’de Wiley-Gatewood.

Sure, I could have been outside enjoying the record-breaking 72-degree January weather in Central Park, but how often is there a triple-header of great women’s college ball on national TV? Fuhgeddaboudit. I popped open the window, turned off the phone and planted myself on the couch for six hours of hard-court magic. I could frolic in the park on some other spring-like January day, right?

It was like March in January inside the Hartford Civic Center. There’s no better rivalry in women’s college basketball. It started in 1995, UConn’s undefeated season, and the Huskies lead the series, 13-9, with the Vols taking the last three games. The players and the fans always circle it on their calendars when the schedules come out. It’s the biggest game of the regular season. In fact, for a few seasons, the two met twice in a home-and-home series as if they were conference rivals. The two Hall of Fame coaches, Tennessee’s Pat Summitt and Connecticut’s Geno Auriemma, relish facing off and matching game plans. They’re a study in contrasts, but both understand what they and this rivalry have meant for women’s basketball.

They’ve helped put The Game on the map, and this game was no different. If Summitt and Auriemma are the foundation, then Parker is the future. Though Tennessee (14-1) got off to a shaky start very early, the Huskies (14-1), lacking a superstar since the 2004 graduation of Diana Taurasi, had no answer for Parker. It was her 29th straight game in double figures. She was a monster inside. Auriemma threw different defenders at her, but she shook them off like they were standing still. Her defense, previously considered about the only weak point in her game, was evidenced by her six blocks and a steal. And her flashy yet smart play was on display on a fastbreak as she and Alberta Auguste trailed speedy point guard Shannon Bobbitt, who had just come up with steal. Bobbitt, a Bergtraum product, bounced a nifty pass between her legs to Parker, who with no room to score, flipped the ball over the defender to Auguste to go up 26-20 with 5:55 in the first half. Parker finished with a team-leading four assists.

The two teams were relatively evenly matched on the stat sheet. The difference came from Parker and the 1-2 3-point punch of Bobbitt and Sidney Spencer, who each knocked down three from behind the arc. The Huskies came up with only two three-pointers, but the second-half play of Charde Houston kept them in the game. She scored 16 of her 23 points in the second half and was the only Connecticut player in double figures.

Tennessee led 41-29 at the half, the first time Connecticut has trailed at the mid-point all season.

Parker had 16 in the first 20 minutes – she played all 40 – but her exclamation point came at 18:20 of the second half, when she took a Spencer steal in for the slam. It was her sixth career dunk and her fourth this season.

Parker is the fifth woman to dunk in a college game and has dunked the most. She joins Michelle Snow of Tennessee, Sancho Lyttle of Houston, Charlotte Smith of North Carolina and Georgeann Wells of West Virginia. Lisa Leslie is the only WNBAer to dunk in a game.

Problem was, the dunk, Parker’s first against a ranked opponent on the road, ignited Connecticut’s offense. The Huskies went on a 31-15 run, carried by Houston. A three by guard Mel Thomas – she scored Connecticut’s only two – tied the game at 58 with 4:47 left. UConn forward Brittany Hunter had the chance to take the Huskies’ first lead since early in the first half when she was fouled while tying the score at 60. She missed the free throw. UConn as a team shoots only 64 percent from the line.

Spencer’s three-pointer at 3:47 – her first basket of the second half – helped seal it for Tennessee. It was 63-60. She finished with 14.

After Parker made a Connie Hawkins-like acrobatic fastbreak shot that kissed off the backboard to go up 65-60 with less than two minutes left, it was over but for an amazing power shot by Houston from within a smothering Tennessee double-team. She brought it to 67-64 with :23.5 left, and it was as close as UConn came.

The game was classic UConn-Tennessee all the way, from Auriemma’s technical in the first half, to a large Tennessee lead that evaporated even more quickly than it was built, to a deafening crowd of 16,294, to outstanding individual performances and gritty team efforts.

"In some sense, a small sense, it's still the Red Sox and the Yankees. It still is," Auriemma said. "But there's still a lot more good things going on in college basketball now. That's just the reality of it."
I’d be surprised if one of these two isn’t still standing in the Final Four.

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Tennessee and UConn have long reaches. The other two televised matchups of the day featured teams that all have links to one of the two rivals. The architect of Kentucky’s remarkable turnaround of the past four years is coach Mickie DeMoss, who shared the bench with Summitt for 18 years. An assistant of DeMoss is Niya Butts, a two-time NCAA champion at Tennessee. Former UConn star Tamika Williams, also a two-time NCAA champ, is an assistant at Ohio State. OSU head coach Jim Foster hired Auriemma as an assistant when Foster was the head coach at St. Joseph’s (Pa.). Former Tennessee assistant Al Brown assists Michigan State head coach Joanne P. McCallie, as does Semeka Randall, part of Tennessee’s 39-0 national champion team in 1998. Point guard Wiley-Gatewood transferred to Maryland last year from Tennessee.

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Family tree aside, the UK-OSU meeting had the makings of an ugly blowout when Ohio State led 24-15 at the half after Kentucky (12-4) big Sarah Elliott was shackled with two fouls and two points. Elliott was the only Kentucky player with any hopes of containing Ohio State’s walking double-double, Jessica Davenport, who finished with – yes – a double-double, 24 points and 12 rebounds. Elliott came alive in the second half and finished with 18 points. She tied the game at 51 with 1:07 left. Marscilla Packer hit a jumper at the foul line with 16 seconds left to put OSU (13-1) up 53-51. Davenport deflected Samantha Mahoney’s last-second shot at tying the game.

Senior center Davenport’s 1,944 career points are second to the great Katie Smith’s 2,578, whose No. 30 is the only woman’s to hang from the Schottenstein Center Value City Arena’s rafters.

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The Michigan State-Maryland game was never close. Is there that much space between No. 19 and No. 1 in the women’s game? Yes. Especially a No. 1 team whose first six players average in double figures and a No. 19 team that lost its top two scorers in history to graduation last year. Still, the 97-57 final score was a bit of a surprise, but it was quite a show. MSU’s 6-9 freshman, Allyssa DeHaan, was expected to pose more of a scoring challenge to Maryland’s post tandem of Crystal Langhorne and Laura Harper. But they’ve been dealing with the more imposing 6-7 Duke center Alison Bales for the past three seasons, so no problem. Though DeHaan swatted five blocks, three of them in the first four minutes of the game, she was never a factor. Langhorne scored 28 on 13-for-14 shooting and led five scorers in double figures, including Jade Perry’s 12 points and 10 rebounds off the bench. Victoria Lucas-Perry’s 20 led MSU (12-3).

It was supposed to be the Terrapins’ (17-0) first test against a ranked opponent, though the national champs had struggled in their season-opener against Middle Tennessee and also the unranked Temple Owls. They definitely made a statement.

"Just a lot of fun today. We really talked about being able to make a statement," Maryland coach Brenda Frese said. "We got after it in so many dimensions of the game."

We’ll see what they’re saying next week against ACC rival No. 3 Duke (15-0).

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New York state of mind. In addition to junior college transfer Bobbitt, Tennessee has another player from New York City: Nicky Anosike of Staten Island and St. Peter’s. Connecticut’s much-ballyhooed freshman, Tina Charles, starred at Christ the King, as did Maryland’s second-ranked career scorer, Shay Doron. The Terps’ Christie Marrone of Brooklyn went to St. John Villa Academy.

January 5, 2007

The Mangini-Belichick handshake

By Mark La Monica

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Much has been made about the friendship turned foeship between Eric Mangini and Bill Belichick ever since the former took the job the latter once resigned from 24 hours after he was given it.

Rather than look back at the two previous midfield greetings after the Jets-Patriots games this season, let's look forward to this Sunday. Here are the Keyboard Quarterbacks' nine suggestions for how Mangini should deal with the postgame handshake if the Jets win, followed by nine suggestions should the Jets not win.

Top 9 handshake ideas for Mangini after a Jets win

1) Punch Belichick in the face and stand over him like Muhammad Ali did to Sonny Liston.

2) Put one of those buzzers in his hand and shock Belichick into a pulse.

3) "Hey, Bill. Nice game. Love the sweatshirt. Maybe I'll wear one next week. Tune in to Channel 2 and watch."

4) Stinkhand him, a la "Mallrats."

5) Be cordial and professional and go on your way.

6) The dead fish.

7) Extend a hand and pull it away just as Belichick goes for it, then yell "Psych!"

8) Moon Belichick.

9) "Bill, don't you wish you could be the HC of the NYJ right now?"

Top 9 handshake ideas for Mangini after a Jets non-win

1) Punch Belichick in the face and stand over him like Muhammad Ali did to Sonny Liston.

2) Extend the left hand instead and force Belichick to make either an awkward grip with his right hand or use his left hand to shake.

3) Throw the challenge flag at him.

4) Stinkhand him, a la "Mallrats."

5) "Bill, the guys in the booth said you smiled in the second quarter. Why don't you like me anymore?"

6) Talk to Belichick for as long as possible just to keep him on the field.

7) Shake Tom Brady's hand instead.

8) Moon Belichick.

9) Be respectful and professional and yada, yada, yada.

Jets vs. Patriots at the Tropicana

By Mark La Monica

LAS VEGAS -- It all began when the blackjack dealer at the Tropicana mentioned to his pit boss while shuffling the cards that he lost his bet on Michigan in the Rose Bowl.

I laughed as I counted the $50 I had won on the last shoe he dealt. "Why would you bet against Pete Carroll?" I asked.

"Oh here we go with the Pete Carroll stuff," he responded. "I'm a Patriots fan. I hate Pete Carroll."

Uh oh, I can feel the New York in me coming to a boil. I eschewed the Carroll conversation and went straight for the jugular.

"Oh, a Patriots fan, huh?" I said. "My Jets are gonna kick your ass on Sunday."

Boom. I lost the next nine hands in a row. Damn you, Belichick!

Finally, my profit stack on its last chip, I won a hand, stared down the dealer and yelled "Mangenius!"

Won the next hand, the next hand and the next hand. Here it comes. "J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets!"

The dealer laughed. And I walked away with my dignity, pride for all Jets fans and the house's money.

January 2, 2007

Best Sports Days of the Year: Honorable Mention II

By Mark La Monica

USC versus Michigan in the Rose Bowl on New Year’s Day. Two historic programs playing in the granddaddy of ’em all to start a new calendar year and end an athletic year.

Can it get any better than that?

Yes, it can.

Ever since the big, big, big money entered college football, along with the BCS system, the beauty of bowl games on New Year’s Day has slowly lost its looks with each passing year.

Long ago, New Year’s Day was the fourth best sports day of the year. The Cotton Bowl. The Rose Bowl. The Orange Bowl. The Fiesta Bowl. The Sugar Bowl. The Gator Bowl. They were all on television the same day, with the national champion being crowned that evening.

Now, we’re left with honorable mention honors on the Best Sports Days of the Year list.

(For those new to this list, to qualify for “Best Sports Day,” the day must occur every year, not be a fluke in scheduling – i.e., a rainout rescheduled or playoff series Game 7 – and is not dependent on the teams playing.)

This year, we saw the Rose and the Cotton, the Fiesta and the Gator, the Capital One and the Outback. But no national champion. We have to wait until Jan. 8 for that game, the blandly titled BCS National Championship Game.

That’ll be a fun few hours, perhaps, as No. 1 Ohio State plays No. 2 Florida in Glendale, Ariz.

However, the cachet of New Year’s Day is gone. There was something special about watching a half-dozen football games knowing that was the last day you could watch college football until the end of August.

There were some fantastic moments from the Jan. 1, 2007, highlighted by the insane final moments of the Fiesta between Boise State and Oklahoma. USC’s Dwayne Jarrett had some fun in the Rose. West Virginia came back to beat Georgia Tech in the Gator.

But if you missed these games live, it’s not as upsetting as it used to be. That’s got nothing to do with the advent of TiVo and DVRs and everything to do with money infecting the NCAA. Too many bowl games before New Year’s Day. Too many games before Christmas Day.

We’ll never get back the true joy of New Year’s Day bowl games. We’ve got the games, but not the aura. No botox or Dr. 90210 can restore this former beauty queen.

Not when a tortilla chip and a credit card

If and when the NCAA goes to a plus-one format to decide its national champion, or at least reconfigures its current system, New Year’s Day bowl games will become even less significant.

What’s in your wallet, NCAA?

The Best Sports Days of the Year
1. Opening Day for baseball
2. The start of March Madness
3. Pitchers and catchers report
4. NFL Sunday Week 1
5. Selection Sunday
6. NFL Conference Championship Sunday
7. NFL Draft
8. Super Bowl Sunday
9. Sunday at The Masters
10. Kentucky Derby*

Honorable Mention
FIrst televised baseball game for your team
Bowl games on New Year's Day

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