Okay, Folks...Below is a toon with Hillary and Obama talking. What could they possibly be saying to each other?
Just post your submissions in the comment area and be sure to include your email address. The winner will be picked the last week of April. I'll ink in the winning punchlines and post the completed cartoon here. The winner will also receive their own signed color print of the toon.
Please keep it clean and have fun...
---Walt
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Hillary: How 'bout a shot?
Obama: Sure. You're a sleaze-ball.
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time..."
"...but we manage to fool ourselves ALL of the time!"
"I'll take the high ball,
and you take the bowl' ball..."
"...and McCain'll get to D.C. before us!"
CORRECTION:
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time..."
"...but we manage to make fools of OURSELVES all of the time!"
Or you can take your pick.
The truth is Barack, I'm drinking to the fact I don't think you can win.
Oh yeah! Well I've seen you bowl too.
Hill: You bowl like a Republican!
Obama: I like you better when you drink, so keep drinking---please!
Hillary: These straight shots make me warm and fuzzy.
Obama: I've got to get my mind out of the gutter!
H: No, no, I think you will win in November!
O: Oh, not at all, I'm sure you will win!
H: Yeah, you have the balls, but do you have the talent?
O: Is that a Monica on the rocks?
H: Hey B.O... I noticed that half-way through the game you developed a radical left hook!
O: Ms. Hillary, has anyone ever told you that you're mean when you drink? But then, you're mean when you're not drinking...
H: Shot of Wild Turkey?
O: Sure! Maybe it'll help me shoot a turkey with this.
H: Here's hoping you'll "drop the ball", Obama!
O: You'd better watch your toes...I mean your toasts, Hilly!
H: Here's to you "dropping the ball" in November, Obama!
O: You're toast...I mean, thanks for your toast, Hilly!
Hill : Have a shot Obama
Obama: No thanks Hill I have to look out for snipers
Hill: Have a shot with me Obama
Obama: Don't you have to be up at 3
AM to look out for snipers?
H: You know, Obama - the more I drink, the better your bowling skills look. I guess you're not that "elitist"
O: Well, Hill -- That's funny, because the more I bowl, the more I feel like a regular down to earth regular multimillionaire, State and White House living Joe like you.
Hillary: Heres to me the next President
Obama: You haven't got the balls
"That was some game you bowled. You remind me of Fred Flinstone."
"And you, Senator, remind me of my white grandmother."
"Here's to your amazing 37 total bowling score!"
"I did it in honor of your outstanding 37percent approval rating!"
Hill: have a shot with me Obama
Obama: no thanks Hill, Don't you have to be up by 3AM to look out for snipers?
H: Now O you know that I don't drink! I just carry for the look. But, sometimes I am really thirsty. Especially after a great bowling game
O: It's not about the game it's just a Battle over which leads.
Aw---come on Obama---let's have a little drinkee and bury the hatchet. Now, now Hil, you know I don't drink anything but green tea with a shot of gin every morn to ease the pain of listening to your 'lies' errr 'misspeakings'.
Hill: I drink so you don't have to...you've enough on your mind, as evidenced by that dreadful bowling score.
Ob: Thanks for the help...but, I already have delusions of grandeur.
Hil: Why are you bowling?
Obm: Cause I can't handle my liquor well, but I see on TV you can hammer some down!
Hillery- Here's to you ALABAMA
Obama- Here's to you BALL A MAKER
"To show we're 'regular people' I'll take shots of whiskey while you take shots at the pins."
"I haven't seen this many illusionary shots since your Bosnian airport reception!"
Hillary: a little bit of this and your ball won't slide down that slippery slope.
Obama: No thanks Hil, my ball never falls into the gutter...besides, I'm DRIVING!
Hillary: I'm amazed your still around Obama, evidently you aren't aware of the Clinton Body Count.
Obama: Does that infer the two of us will not be on the same ticket this November?
Hillary: Here's to bowling for dollars!
Barack: Not!
Clinton: Here's to flag pins.
Obama: And to sniper fire.
H:At the end of a tough campaign day,do us hard working political elite have something to cling to other than guns and church?
O:Yeah. Alcohol and bowling!
Clinton: Oh, one drink won't kill you. After all, we are only playing for president and VP.
Obama: I'm just here to change Washington; not to be your VP!
Hillary: Believe me, you'll need a drink, too, after this campaign is over.
Barack: I may need a drink to cope with my bitterness about bowling.
How come Barack Obama's shirt has an "O" and Hillary Clinton's an "H"?
Why not C and O - or H and B?
An oversight? or intentional? or??
H: This blue-collar, beer, and bowling event was an excellent idea!
Now they'll see we're not elitists.
O: Yes. I'm delighted they found an establishment with a parking lot that could accommodate our private planes.
Hillary: Here's to a "Turkey".
Obama: It's all in the delivery!
Hillary: A shot of X for Malcolms in the Middle!
Barack: A Wild Turkey at the alley!
Together: Commonalities for a hybrid ticket! What we could accomplish TOGETHER!
Hillary: OK Barrack, if you drink this you will gain lots of knowledge.
Barrack: Hillary that trick won't work . Eve already tried that one Adam and look where it got us..
Hillary: That's your third strike in a row!
What are you doing?
Obama: I'm just picturing the pins as
the Bush family tree.
Hillary: If you win I'll take up bowling.
Barrack: If you win I'll take up DRINKING.
Hillary: Have a shot with me.
Obama: No thanks. Can't make it seem like I'm pandering. Besides, my fingers are stuck.
HRC... Here's mud in your eye
BO... Here's hoping you drop the ball this time
Hillary: Since it's clear that you're going to win the nomination, I guess you'll be looking for a running mate (wink, wink)?
Barack: Yes, but I have to inform you that this bowling ball is ahead of you on my short list.
HRC: Strike one Obama
BO: You're supposed to knock 'em down, not knock 'em back!
Hillary: Hey Obi! Wanna throw one down your throat?
Obama: Hilly, I'd rather throw this one down YOUR throat!
Hillary: I can drink just like any other "lunch-pail" toting blue-colar working guy - watch me!.
Obama: Oh yeah! Well I can bowl as good and even better than any wife of a "lunch-pail toting blue-collar wife! So there!
Hillary: Would you like a sip of this poisi... I mean juice?
Barrack: Would you like this up your a... I mean no thanks.
Hilary: You get a "Hambone" and I'll concede, here have a drink first.
Obamma: Yummy Grape Koolaid!!!! Wait my aides warned me about the Koolaid!
Hillary: A penny for your thoughts...
Barack: Sorry, I've nothing to spare...
Hil: - What are you doing with two bowling balls?
Bar: - Don't you think you have had enough?
Hillary: Can't you follow simple directions? The Doctor told you to leave your urine sample at the Nurse's Station!
Obama: Yeah, but I couldn't fit through the door. My ball was too big!
Hillary: "I'm gonna run that hockey puck right out of this campaign!"
Obama: "Hillary, you're drunk! This is a bowling ball!"
Hillary: "I was talking to the bowling ball!"
Hillary: Barrack, would you like a sip of 87 octane? My driver tells me it costs almost $4 a gallon!
Obama: No thanks Hil. My handlers tell me I need to work on my blue collar perception... Is $4 a lot for bitter people?
Hil. Are you throwing gutter balls to show the people you would join them down there?
Ob. I don't think you will be able to find the phone at 3 in the morning.
Hil. Are you throwing gutter balls to show the people you would join them down there?
Ob. Since that is your parting shot, are you going to cry too?
Ob: This campaign stinks as bad as a bowling ball hole.
Hil: I'll drink to that.
Hillary - I'll take the high road...
Barack - and I'll take the low road...
Hillary: Depression is merely?
Obama: Anger without enthusiasm!
H: Pandering can be fun and relaxing!
O: Sure can.
Hillary: Here's to embarrassing yourself again.
Obama: You still don't have a shot.
Hillary: I so enjoy these parting shots.
Obama: Sometimes they just won't GO DOWN!
Clinton: Here's to making history as the first woman or African American to be nominated for the presidency.
Obama: If this primary race stays in the gutter then McCain is the one who'll be making history.
Hillary- Have another drink on me Obama, I'd love to here what you have to say this time!!
Obama- Yea, well , um, Okay, Just give me the stupid drink Hillary.
Hillary "How about a "punch" of reality."
Obama "How about a punch with this bowling ball."
Hilary: To Bill!
Obama: If anyone can put a spin on this game it's him.
Hil: Here's to the clear winner.
Ob: Why thank you Hil. Could you do me a favor first and stand about 10 feet in front of me? I need one strike to win!
Hil: Here's to the clear winner.
Ob: Why thank you Hil. Could you do me a favor first and stand about 10 feet in front of me? I need one strike to win!
Hillary: 'Cheers' for my past!
Obama: Lets bowl for my future.....
Hillary: 'Cheers to my past'
Obama: Lets bowl towards my future..........
Hillary: See, I can drink like a man.
Obama: Yah, well I bowl like a woman.
Paraphrasing Lady Astor and Winston Churchill
Hillary: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your drink.
Barack: If I were married to you, I'd drink it.
HILLARY: MR. OBAMA, I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT INVITING YOU TO MY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION, HERE"S A SHOT OF MY FINEST MOONSHINE "CLINT'S SPECIAL BLEND" TO YOU & OUR SPIRITED DEBATE, MAY IT CONTINUE TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY. IF I WIN YOU WILL BE MY FIRST BLACK VICE PRESIDENT.
OBAMA: SENATOR CLINTON, IT BRINGS ME GREAT PLEASURE TO KNOW THAT WE BOTH STRUCK OUT AS ATTEMPTING TO BECOME THE FIRST BLACK AND FEMALE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I KNEW WE WERE BOTH OUT OF OUR LEAGUE. MAYBE NEXT TIME. WE COULD BE PARTNERS AND START A LEAGUE ALL OF OUR OWN!!
Hil: Have some H2O Barack - with love from H to O...
Bar: O to H with that..!
Hil: Oh go on Barack - your bowls will move like never before..!
Hil: Have some H2O Barack - with love from H to O...
Bar: O to H with that..!
Hil: Oh go on Barack - your bowls will move like never before..!
Hilllary: Check mate! I won over the religious gun toting people of America. What your next move Obama?
Obama: Mmmm...I am feeling... the moonshine runners in the backwoods of Indiana. Up for a challenge?
Hillary: You seem to be knocking down more pins than I do, Obama.
Obama: I guess they just trust me more than you, Hillary.
Hillary: Campaigning can be so hard on your health. Here's a little green tea to improve your health. Don't mind that little "vitamin" melting at the bottom...ummmm love that jersey. Green makes my heart go pitty-pat!!!
Obama: Why thank you, Hill. And thanks for the loan of your bowling ball. I'm returning it, as you see. Don't mind that faint "tick, tick" sound... I think I lost my alarm clock in there last time I played. Oh, ummm yeah...that's the tick tick of my heart, darlin' ummm yeah....
Hillary: Here's to winning over middle America!
Obama: What?! I like to bowl...
Hillary: Cheers. At least you have a better hobby than Elliot Spitzer had.
Obama: Yeah, at the Bowling Alley they call me "Client 37".
Hillary:
Cheers to the next President of the United States....
Obama:
....May the best man win......
Hillary:
See?...I still have a shot!
Obama:
I'm not concerned. I've got delegates to spare!
TITLE: Honest...at last!
HILLARY: These were the shots I was really taking in Bosnia
BARACK: Yeah and this is what I meant by knowing what it’s like in the gutter!
Hillary: See?...I still have a shot!
Obama: I'm not concerned. I plan on bowling them over in Indiana.
Hillary: "here's a little something to fill the extra holes in that bowling ball, Obama!"
Obama: "No Thanks Hillary, This is more like keeping all my fingers in the pie!"
Hillary: Here. Just pour a little of this olive oil on your fingers and they should come loose.
Obama: Maybe I don't want to. I'm keeping the ball.
"If you bowl a game and I down shots of whiskey, the blue collar white middle class will actually think we care about them."
"That should fool them. I can't believe we're thought of as elitists."
Hillary : "Cheers to your 37; you only missed a perfect game by 263 pins."
Barack : "And you're gonna miss the Democratic nomination by an even smaller number of delegates."
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Hillary : "Here, have some warm milk; and I'll bake some cookies for you."
Barack : "No, thanks. I want to be wide awake for any 3 A.M. phone calls."
Hillary : "Well, now I've proven I can drink like a man."
Barack : "And I've proven I can bowl like a girl."
Hillary : "Be my Vice President and I'll let you make as many decisions as Dick Cheney has."
Barack : "Be my Vice President and I'll have Bill make all your decisions."
Hillary : "If I'm elected, the nation gets two for the price of one."
Barack : "I hope you're referring to drinks, and not Bill."
Hillary: A few of these and I'll be like your bowling, " in the gutter"
Barack: Yeah well if I knew there were holes in this ball I'd of done much better.
Hillary: Hold this a sec, Bar, while I go get my ball.
Barak: How many times do I have to say this, Hill. The game is over!!!!!!!!!!
Hill: "If you teach me to play 'Bowling For Dollars' I won't tell anyone we had this little chat."
Barack: "You still can't be Veep when I win. I can't trust a cheap drunk".
Hillary: Here's to a good game. And that reminds me of the time I challenged Bosnia's President to a game of bowling in the middle of a coup.
Barack: I get the feeling your memory is about as good as my bowling.