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Yes to Dolphin. Lets put a God Believing person in the white house. When my father came to AMerica in the late 30's he kissed the ground on Ellis Island. Now look at what has happened to that place. He became a citizen immediately, never spoke German again, had no accent, was a farmer in Wisconsin, thought it was a previlege to be able to vote, and drive a car. He was a true American not like the money seeking mongrels that come here now, Let us true American's stand up for our rights for once. To be able to worship God, say the pledge to our flag, have God fearing president who only trys to do good and gets bashed by the nonbelivers and liberals. All I can say is GOD HELP AMERICA AND THE MODERN WORLD.

Americans seem to have lost a lot of the attributes that made the USA great.. Where is the TRUE American Spirit? Those of Good Work Ethics ,
A Belief in God,
A days work for a days pay,
Kindness for our fellows,
Knowledge that Freedom Isn't nor ever will be FREE, and
Decent Moral Standards.

Are we treading down the path of so many other ONCE GREAT and Now lost civilizations????

Tlhe presidential political field looks rather dismal, Congress has its share of foot draggers, name callers, blame tossers, and greasy palms!!!. What about getting the Work of The People Done. When did we quit paying their salaries? For the sake of our beautiful and bountiful country, lets stop electing some of these clowns.

There are plenty of us out here who are disgusted with the politicos of both parties. They seem to immulate and at the same time denegrate each other.

The one who made the comment about Oprah supporting Obama needs to first learn how to spell before posting anything. Do you feel the same way about Hillary's supporters? Let's not make it a racist thing alright. She has the right to support whomever she wishes just like anyone else. That's one of the great things about being an American.

Power comes from money. Money is power. How much power does the average person have? Not enough to overcome the truley powerful that dictate what goes on in this country. I know this sounds negative. Sad but true.

I hope the BITCH dies before a bunch of dumb asses elect her for another 8 years.

Cannot respect someone that let her husband embarass her in front of the whole world.

I don't think Hillary Clinton LET her husband embarrass her, I think Bill did this completely of his own initiative.I don't think Bill meant to get caught,it just happened.This is just what guys do! We are pigs,we know it,we are proud of it.At least until we get caught.
What the Ex-Pres. getting caught getting a B.J. has to do with his wife running for president eight years later,is beyond me.She probably doesn't even do that sort of thing,maybe thats why he was with another woman.

Who cares what Bill did and with who. He got the job done. That's all that mattered. Sure, all the fat slobs that Bill wouldn't be with had to complain and cause grief for him but, HE GOT THE JOB DONE...

A little political humor anyone? Try to smile a little.

It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible one you could imagine. In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised! Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver license photo - and it was that same color. Black. No, no, God no, it can't be!! I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair. But it's a wheelchair!!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!! I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled."

"It's the pure and holy truth", whispers someone from behind me. I turn around, and it's my Boyfriend. Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual whore and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend. Sonofabitch! !!! Oh, my God.....! Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive! !!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH, noooooo...I' m Bald!!!

The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, "Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap.. Any job." Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo.. . Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out. I see I live
in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere .

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker... . Pacemaker! Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV- positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, "Sweetiepie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote for in the Primary?

Hillary or Barack?

OH NO! Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug addicted, Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but PLEASE don't tell me I'm a Democrat !!

oh haha, just be an Independent.

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