Spin Cycle

For a laugh, read this National Review column on ten reasons that "real men" favor McCain over Obama. A few of our favorites:

"McCain supports nuclear power. Obama backs wind energy."

"The name John McCain sounds like 'John McClain,' the action hero played by Bruce Willis in the manly Die Hard series. 'Barack Obama' sounds like the kind of elitist villain John McClain has to outwit and defeat."

"McCain is endorsed by Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Obama gets support from Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, and every weenie in Hollywood. Plus, Susan Sarandon has vowed to leave the country if McCain gets elected."