Some guy has written pieces of a musical on Spitzer. It's here, but be careful -- the language is salty (very salty) in spots. On the other hand, it's pretty funny:
"SILDA WALL SPITZER
You'll be back home soon.
See you in a day.
Kids are all fine.
Don't be lonely, OK?
(ELIOT SPITZER hangs up the phone.)
ELIOT SPITZER
Now that she says it,
I guess I am lonely,
For, as it turns out,
I am the only
Man who is as smart as me—
Or should it be "as smart as I"?
An average man might well not care,
But higher standards here apply."
Or, this, following his session with "Kristen":
"ELIOT SPITZER
How was I? Great?
It must be late.
Consider our intercourse a kind of tutorial
From a man who is brilliant and gubernatorial."
Via Andrew Smith and Dan Janison -- whose favorite line, by the way, comes from an evil mini-Eliot with horns and pitchfork:
"Once you go demon
You never go back."