Mayor Michael Bloomberg must be taking a break from worrying himself too darn much about fatal buidling collapses, subway flooding, traffic snarls and other municipal crises. The term-limited billionaire heads soon to New Orleans to tell all about leadership.
His non-national agenda (unrelated to any presidential ambitions) is succinctly laid out here by the Post's Dave Seifman.
As described by Diane Cardwell in the Times here, Bloomberg got into a long-distance non-presidential non-debate with his predecessor Giuliani over guns.
In the News, Adam Lisberg highlights the major national issues that non-candidate Bloomberg says the Congress is not confronting. Not that Mike would have much control over such things -- as a mayor whose term runs out at the end of 2009. It is a term he of course intends to finish. We know this for sure because he told us.
Oh, and despite being a non-candidate, he also happens to be strongly unopposed to the budding national third-party efforts of Independence leader Frank MacKay. The Rocky Point resident speaks plenty to Kevin Sheekey, best described as the deputy mayor in charge of non-candidacy activities for the non-candidate.
Alas, it seems so non-productive that there would be so many non-stories reported about a non-candidate. The non-protests from Bloomberg's office should be pouring in any minute. Not.
Dan Janison


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The non-candidate Mr. Bloomberg and his ally the Non-national chairman Frank " the terrible tot " MacKay of the non-existing National Independence Party should speak to non-governor Jesse Ventura about their foray into the magical land of non-issues, non-honor and non-truth. They both deserve a reality slap upside the head. Little men, large egos.