Entourage: Let's Blog It Out

By Mark La Monica

We're still in a world where there are no new episodes of "Entourage" each Sunday. Quite depressing, indeed. Seriously, how many more times can we listen to the analysis of Captain Obvious on Sunday Night Football?

But in the Entourage offseason, we still have some things worth noting. Here's the hot stove report so far:

* This is old, but just in case you didn't hear it already, "Entourage" has been picked up for a fourth season. That's a dozen more episodes, at least. Victory!

* Also, Season 3.5 is scheduled to air along with the final eight episodes of "The Sopranos" in early 2007.

* Johnny Drama, uh, excuse me, Kevin Dillon, is hosting an "Entourage" party on Thursday, Sept. 28, at Mirage nightclub in Westbury, Long Island. Dust off that viking helmet and have some fun, people.

* Constance Zimmer, the actress who plays the deliciously bitchy but good-hearted Hollywood executive Dana Gordon, carried on that tradition in the season premiere of "Boston Legal" last night on ABC.

* Emmanuelle Chriqui seems to be showing up everywhere lately. Of course, who in their right mind would complain about that?

That's it for now. More to come when things happen. In the meantime, only about four or five more months to wait for new episodes.

By Mark La Monica

Last night hurt. As I was picking up some dinner at All-American, I checked the time: 9:15 p.m., my cell phone reported.

First reaction: Damn, only 45 minutes til "Entourage" starts. I better hurry because I don't think I set the DVR to record.

Four seconds passed.

Second reaction: S-bomb! The season finale was last week.

Another four seconds passed.

Third reaction: Well what the heck am I supposed to do with my Sunday nights now? This smells.

As if Labor Day Weekend isn't already one of the most depressing holidays, I need this? It's bad enough summer is over and a carefree attitude in September is be considered laziness. Now, you're telling me I can't watch new episodes of "Entourage" anymore. That is a double-double I care not to order.

At least next Sunday, there will be some football to watch on Sunday night, but then we have to deal with Al "I know everything" MIchaels and John "Captain Obvious" Madden. Life is unfair. Then again, it's not like I lost three movie roles in the span of one season.

What am I supposed to do now, read?